The Official KQIX Asylum

[Questing Character]

Zero...I think you have me confused with someone else.  I may bore easily, but I also am easily entertained.  >tries to bite rubix cube while coloring in Cat's coloring book<

CC, stop stealing my entertainment.  Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!

[Louisiana Night]

*carries coffin to the woods*

*opens coffin*

Connor RUN!
Storm thinks I have killed you, now run away, before she finds you.

RUN FASTER !!

[copycat]

CC, stop stealing my entertainment.  Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!

Can I put you in solitary confiment while you do clickety-click with it so you don't drive the other patients more crazy than they already are?

* copycat wonders where LN picked up that coffin...

Anyway, that wood is just the Asylum's indoor garden, so Connor won't get very far.

* copycat sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm.

[Louisiana Night]

CC, stop stealing my entertainment.  Give me back Jeysie's clicky pen!!

Can I put you in solitary confiment while you do clickety-click with it so you don't drive the other patients more crazy than they already are?

* copycat wonders where LN picked up that coffin...

Anyway, that wood is just the Asylum's indoor garden, so Connor won't get very far.

* copycat sends some security cats to apprehend Connor and put him into a holding cell, whilst he notifies Storm.

I've made a huge mistake!  

*grabs bucket of water*

I'll save Connor  

[copycat]

*grabs bucket of water*

I'll save Connor  

With a bucket of water? What are you going to do with that, drown Connor?

* copycat prepares himself for LN's next move, whatever it may be

[Louisiana Night]

* copycat sends some security cats to apprehend Connor

*throws water(from bucket) at security cats*

[Questing Character]

>water bucket hits Questie as he walks towards solitary confinement< NOOOOOO!!  Now the spring will get rusty!! >tackles LN<

[Louisiana Night]

Why would it get rusty  

I just hit you with the bucket  

*throws Q in random direction*

*fills another bucket with water*

[Yonkey]

Noooooooooooo!

*drinks the second bucket of water*
bleh

[Louisiana Night]

*fills third bucket of water*

[koko_99_2001]

How did this floor get SO dirty???

*grabs mop*

Hmmm...water...need some water...

*grabs bucket of water and starts moping*

[zerogravityfire]

*Zero-G enters wearing a hermeneutically sealed suit against everything that might be thrown against him and starts a water war by throwing a water balloon on the back of Cat's head, another one on QC as he's clicking his infernal pen, CC receives one while reviewing his psych notes, Yonkey gets it while cooking a meal for himself and his host of everreproducing bunnies, LN's fire is put out by a well placed hose shot, J-roc enjoys a cold water balloon on his face that sprays up his nose and lastly he lobs one over to where racx is and gets him square in the chest, hurtling him into Jeysie, who protectively catches him*

Aaaahh. That's better.

[Jeysie]

* Jeysie sets Racx on the ground and then runs over and desperately tries to protect her pen collection from all the water.

BTW, how did Yonkey end up with Katie's bunnies?

Peace & Luv, Liz

[zerogravityfire]

Anyone that smells Yonkey's food, wants to move in with him(or so I'm told )

*Zero-G, everprotected by his layer of hardened gelatin, catches Jeysie mid-stride with a well-aimed hose shot*

[Jeysie]

Ack! Oh... dear... my poor pens.

OK... now it's time for PAYBACK!

* Jeysie steals a Bunsen burner from CC's laboratory, grabs a plastic bag from the nurses' station, lights the burner, puts the bag over it for water protection, and sticks it under the sprinker sensor.

* Jeysie then passes out from the horrible burning plastic fumes. Yuck!

Peace & Luv, Liz

[koko_99_2001]

How DARE you ruin Jeysie's pens?!?!

* Cat gives more clicky pens to Jeysie

And how did Jason get pulled into the fight when he hasn't been around for about three weeks?  Poor Jason...

* Cat tries to revive Jason

[Yonkey]

You got Jeysie's pens wet?!    This means war.

* Yonkey grabs hold of the nearest security cat, picks him up and shotputs it to zerogravity.  In mid-air the ball of fur turns into a razor sharp sphere of claws and tears through zerogravity's suit.  The sprinkler system activates from Jeysie's device and gets zero soaking wet.

[zerogravityfire]

*Liitle did they know that Zero-G's suit was for THEIR protection* Free!! ok Yonkey you wanna play hard water, huh? Here comes a bucket of heavy water topped off with some instant subzero pellets which will explode on impact and turn you into man of Storm's type. I one word: Freeze!

[Jeysie]

* Jeysie recovers from the plastic smell and hurls the ruined, wet, cold pens at Zero-G as weapons.

Peace & Luv, Liz

[zerogravityfire]

*Zero-G quickly swallows a couple of soaked-pen-repellents and braces for the impact. Surprised to find the pens missing him by a mile, he realizes Jeysie must have been blinded by his beaming smile(envision heroic, colgate teeth)*

Wow, this turned from a water fight to a pen fight real quick.

*Zero-G gives Jeysie his bull pen*