The Official KQIX Asylum

[koko_99_2001]

I'm not convinced.

[B'rrr]

doesn't matter as long as you release those marshmallows  

[koko_99_2001]

* Cat takes a bite out of a marshmallow

mmmmm...probably didn't need that sugar though!

[Louisiana Night]

no rob you are not leaving the asylum till you get a mental disease , and afterwards you would be like too wacko to go out


so lesseeee we need a mental disease for you, lets wait for bob to give out his deep comments on the matter

I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one?

[copycat]

are you going to explode Bob?  

No, but that bomb might be coming your way if you do that again.

Released? I was a patient?

Ofcourse you were! You didn't think I'd let a split personality like you were, free walking around, do you?

Well, I copied and pasted it straight from the IA website as of 6:40 this morning.  Just checked it again...here it is:

Signature I'm a Fire Breathing Pumpkin!

On DA, your siggy is:

Join the Kings Quest 9 forum, and meet...

THE FIRE BREATHING PUMPKIN!!!

Just thought CC would like to know

CC does not need to know that kind of information to form his judgement. LN is free to whoose his other siggies, as long as the one on this forum is OK.

You can't keep me in here! I'll blow up the door! I'll use my awesome ninja skillz! I'll do something! And you can't stop me!

Oh dear. Ninja skillz, what will my highly specialized ninja cats do?

hmmm... I think we have someone that is dillusional.... tsss, fly away, thinking he ahs escaped.


Bob!! can you cure him? release him from his illusions?  

Unfortunately, most of the patients go through that stage at least once during their stay. There's nothing I can do about that. However, I'll try to cure him, I never back away, not even when the task ahead seems difficult. I've cured  worse.

I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one?

Who? Rob? No, he's just a visitor, who popped in now and then to visit Say.

[Louisiana Night]

Thanks for answering my questions.

Although, I never knew I had a split personality. I thought I was just turned into a pumpkin.

Oh well, I'll take your word for it.

[B'rrr]

* Cat takes a bite out of a marshmallow

mmmmm...probably didn't need that sugar though!

*calls his guard dog to scare Cat away*

*runs to the pieces formaly known as a marshmallow*

*glues them together*

*reanimates the marshmallow*

...sorry Cat  

[B'rrr]

I looked, but couldn't find his mental disease. Did he ever have one?

I'm one of the sanest!! yay!!  

[Louisiana Night]

*puts a leash on guard dog*

Don't worry Cat, I've got him!

*dog runs away*

*skates, without skates*

[koko_99_2001]

* Cat hisses in Rob's direction

I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!

[Jafar]

*Hits the glass wall and falls back down*
I should of expected that. Time for plan B.

Where do you keep the gunpowder in this place?

[Louisiana Night]

Where do you keep the gunpowder in this place?

We just make our own, or at least I do.

[Jafar]

Can I have a small barrel of gunpowder please?

[Louisiana Night]

Can I have a small barrel of gunpowder please?

I don't have it on me.

*hands Jafar the ingredients*

[Jafar]

*hands Jafar some sulphur

Yuck. This stuff smells like a spoiled egg.
I have another plan though. *Eats a old tire someone left laying around and gets Wheel Ability.
I'm going to ram the glass as hard as I can.
*Morphs into a wheel*
CHARGE! *Do do do DOOT, do DOOO!*

[Louisiana Night]

*covers ears*

*looks away*

*hears a crash*

[Jafar]

[B'rrr]

  .....noone told him the glass wall is 5 metres thick??  

are you okay?  

[B'rrr]

* Cat hisses in Rob's direction

I'm just going to grab my bag of marshmallows and go eat them in peace!

poo!! it's your own fault!! ...hides the bag from Cat

* B'rrr wonders how someone could ever vote for Cat beeing the sanest person on the forum when she acts like a real cat  

[Jafar]

.....noone told him the glass wall is 5 metres thick??  

are you okay?  

If I keep hitting my head like this, I will be insane. Has anyone ever escaped this place before?