If I'm blocking one of my kids from getting into the teacher area and they start throwing a tantrum I'll be like, "Throw your tantrum! If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." 
Funniest mental image EVER! You've got Haids, Ben Kenobi, toddlers, and Darth Vader...It's got it all, it's absolute dynamite.
Oh man, I love where this thread has gone!

But the little Siths know I love 'em.

It's all said with a smile and a kid-friendly voice--for the most part, at least.
