Okay, so I just took a little nap and had a pretty weird dream. I still remember a lot, so it's pretty long, but here we go:
I was in a car with my mom, dad, sister, grandmother and my youth minister's wife (very random). We had just stopped at Little Caesar's and the wife had bought a pizza and breadsticks for her family (I guess we were taking her home for some reason) and we had just stopped at Burger King for food for our family. We're driving through our town and we stop at a Big Lots store which is not where Big Lots actually is in our town (for those who don't know, Big Lots is a discount store chain; like Ollie's if you've ever heard of that), and we went inside, which perplexed my sister and me (because we already had food; why are we stopping?).
When we got inside, instead of a store, it was a huge PGA convention. There were golf things everywhere set up in little alcoves for your perusal. My grandmother was getting ready to walk down some stairs and ended up running into the median because she was looking the other way and I wasn't warning her about the median loud enough for her to hear me. On the ground floor, one of the booths had people on weird-looking exercise machines that were supposed to help improve your swing or something like that; it was all very strange. Then my glasses broke and one of the screw was plastic and super huge and I tried to put them back together (and succeeded) while my mom stood around singing something I can't remember.
The next thing I remember is that the scene had changed, but it's incredibly.....bizarre. For a little bit, it was like I was watching an episode of Digimon Xros Wars where this kid I don't know used makeup on his face to make him look like a girl and then called different people to come and see him; one of those people being a character and one of his Digimon from Xros Wars, and the other being a couple kids from Digimon Tamers. When they all gathered together, I was then there with them with the understanding that my parents had dropped me off, and I had a large suitcase with me.
Several things that are muddled now happened, and then we were cleaning up to leave. These two kids picked up my suitcase and tried to pack it, but I told them to leave it because I was going to call my parents to come get me, then the one kid apologized because his doctor said he had an eye condition that made him see double of everything. As I began to pick up trash off the ground, my iPod, working, was lying there, so I pushed play and Never Shout Never's cover of Bye Bye Bye started playing, despite the fact that iPod Nano's don't have external speakers.
Then I had to go throw some stuff away, but couldn't find a trash can, so I had to run down the whole block, enter in someone's yard through a gate, then enter into something like a sub-yard through another gate, use a trashcan, then run from a dog (he appeared out of nowhere and made me scream, even though he was a pretty small thing) all the way through the gates and back to everyone. Then I said goodbye to the kid who called us all there, and discovered that it was now a kid I know from summer camp back in high school.
Then I woke up.
Tl;dr: I have really weird dreams.
