While looking for The Muffin Thread (which I couldn't find because I thought it was The Cupcake Thread), I saw that The Blame The Other Thread was locked and forgotten.

I miss that thread...
Ahem, so, for those that don't know: this is a posting game in which you blame the previous poster for SOMETHING. ANYTHING. (The fun comes in when the blames start to form a narrative though that needn't happen... it's not a requirement of the game.)
As this is the first post, I will blame the last poster in the now locked thread:
Deloria, you slept in narrow daylight.
Petra! You let me stay up all night!
Neil! How could you have deleted all the PMs I've ever sent you?!
Now, that the business of working out the quotes' time stamps is finished; onward! To the blaming!
Deloria! You killed this awesome thread!!