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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #160 on: March 03, 2006, 09:30:26 AM »
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Friend:  What does "canon" mean?

Moody:  Hmm, it's hard to define.  Basically, it's the official storyline or universe of something.  For example, if I wrote a story about Mega Man fighting a bunch of, um, mutant salt shakers, I couldn't call that canon because it wasn't written by Capcom.

Friend:  I still don't quite understand.

What's not to understand?  My explanation was brilliant:P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #161 on: March 03, 2006, 01:59:40 PM »
"Hey! I dare you to spray me in the face with that fire extinguisher!"

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #162 on: March 03, 2006, 09:43:39 PM »
"i still think that you should have given the psycho this metal bat."
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #163 on: March 09, 2006, 05:38:04 AM »
"2 plus 2 is...no..wait...hold on"

That's what geometry does to you. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #164 on: March 11, 2006, 10:20:53 AM »
"You're entitled to your opinion, but I still don't give a s*** what you think."

-- Some guy in our high school creative writing class
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #165 on: March 18, 2006, 07:40:13 AM »
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #166 on: March 18, 2006, 12:33:38 PM »
*geometry class* *Imagnie a diagonal line called "P" on the chalkboard with ABC in a triangle and the teacher's trying to explain how to mirror the triangle*

Teacher: "So there are a few ways to do this, this is the easiest;: you take your piece of paaper and fold it along "S""
Person in class: "Along "P"!!
Teacher "Of course I can't do it  now because I'm doing it on the blackboard." So then after you've folded it along "S"...
Person in class: "Along "P"!!
Teacher: "Oh, yeah. That is a "P" isn't it...Let's change it to "S".
So write this down: Fold the peice of paper along "P"..."

Me:  ::)  *exasperated*
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #167 on: March 18, 2006, 01:03:55 PM »
lol, were you the "Person in class"? ;P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #168 on: March 18, 2006, 01:15:50 PM »
Yes. :P And I don't think the teacher took kindly to the interuption...:P
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #169 on: March 19, 2006, 09:44:13 PM »
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #170 on: March 19, 2006, 10:50:03 PM »
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #171 on: March 20, 2006, 04:48:39 AM »
You know, she really doesn't like it when people bring that up. ;P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #172 on: March 20, 2006, 05:39:56 AM »
Yeah Pacman! Just have her stay anonymous! Change the name to Francessca or something KRAZY! Or you could change it to Valanice.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #173 on: March 23, 2006, 05:37:22 AM »
Asst. Principal on announcements: Blah blah blah don't slack off now. And an announcement to all 8th grade SIGNET students: There will be NO SIGNET this Thursday! Um, correction, there WILL be SIGNET tomorrow.

Everyone: ::)

Annoucement: So track meeting blah blah blah. Remember, there will be NO 8th grade SIGNET tomorrow.

In case you were wondering, there really is SIGNET today. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #174 on: March 31, 2006, 02:44:35 PM »
On a Kingdom Hearts 2 review:
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Pros,
Lots of action
Music is good
Plot line is wondeful
Cloud is hot.

Brilliant, I tell you. :P

In World History, while learning about Buddha:

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Dude: "Dang! Buddha is fat!"
Teacher: "Actually, at one point during his meditations, they said Buddha was so skinny, you could poke him in the stomach and feel his backbone."
Other dude: "If he was meditating, why were people poking him in the stomach?"

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #175 on: April 02, 2006, 10:14:13 PM »
On a Kingdom Hearts 2 review:
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Pros,
Lots of action
Music is good
Plot line is wondeful
Cloud is hot.
i agree with the KH2 review.  except for the last statement.

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Dude: "Dang! Buddha is fat!"
Teacher: "Actually, at one point during his meditations, they said Buddha was so skinny, you could poke him in the stomach and feel his backbone."
Other dude: "If he was meditating, why were people poking him in the stomach?"
i remember that!! she never did give us an answer.XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #176 on: April 05, 2006, 05:52:40 AM »
Texas is surreal. :P

Me: *walks down the road*
Old guy on a bike: Whats wrong? Out of gas? HAHAHA!
Me: *smiles, nods, and hurrys away from him*

And another time...

Me: *walks down the road, and sees a bicycle  lying in the ditch* Huh?

Shaggy-looking Ragamuffin on a bike: It's been down there for 3 days. Take it if you want, I bet it still works!
Me: (Is that where you got your bike? )

And this one is Twilight-Zone material. XD

Me: *walks to the library*
Surfer Dude on a bike: Yo! Wazzup, man? *holds out hand for a high-five*
Me: Uh... *high-fives him as he rides past*
Dude: Haha! You is cool, fool. *continues to ramble about how cool I am as he leaves*

Oddly enough, all of these incidents involved bicycles...I wonder if there's a connection. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #177 on: April 19, 2006, 08:39:48 AM »
Yeah surfers are usually high or have had so much that they've killed all their brain cells, so not surprising. XD

Some odd experiences there though. XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #178 on: April 20, 2006, 09:04:39 PM »
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #179 on: April 26, 2006, 05:22:02 AM »
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