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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2004, 04:26:36 AM »
Right ok, last night a few really stupid things were said, we were a little tipsy coz most of us had stresses going on and we thought, well its the last time before exams that we can just let it all go...so....

I said *I'm all goggley...i mean im all giggley drunk*

Julie said* my eyes are diluted* erm julie, i think you mean dilated!

and then priya said two verbs right next to each other in the same sentence, cant remember what they were tho.

i'm sure there were more, but hey!
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2004, 04:23:21 PM »
Where did the Kimmie thread go??????   ???
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2004, 04:41:20 PM »
all personal threads (and some others too) are moved to Haven, also the kimmie thread

feel free to test your sanity in Haven ; )
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2004, 01:04:19 AM »
Thanks for letting me know.  I will have to check it out.
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2004, 06:30:34 AM »
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2004, 07:04:59 PM »
A stupid thing I said yesterday: "I'm not frying the schnitzels... I'm just warming them up. In a frying pan. With oil." :P
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2004, 11:32:17 AM »
:suffer: storm

well a stupid girl in my class said *what? dragons arent real?* ::) i dispair...i really do...she is worse than me!!  :o
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2004, 12:16:25 PM »
I found some that aren't on my website.  To protect the innocent (for now) I'm only posting stupid things I've said:

Me: "Pastel marshmallows?  Gay people would kill for these!"

Me: "This doesn't taste like a plain bagel."
Classmate: "They smell like onion."
Me: "That's why it tastes like onion. (pause, then, in a surprised voice) They must be onion bagels!"

Darn it, all the rest are other people.  You only got two. :P


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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2004, 09:46:38 PM »
I got two of 'em for you! ;P

One, Harrison and I were at the grocery store. I managed to cause a near avalanche of boxes while trying to pick out some granola bars, which was stupid enough. Harrison helped me out by putting some of the boxes back, but then he was standing around spending a little too much time straightening them. So after a while I started saying stuff like "C'mon, c'mon here, boy!" in a "talking to your puppy dog" sort of voice and slapping my knees and stuff.

That wouldn't have been so bad as just joking around, except that I didn't realize there were people standing nearby shopping while I was doing it, and they started giggling at us as they walked past. Oops. ;]

And the second one isn't so much stupid, as it is just kind of wrong...

"Hey, stop playing with your man-boobs!"

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2004, 05:10:26 AM »
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C'mon, c'mon here, boy!" in a "talking to your puppy dog" sort of voice

yep, i do that all the time, im an impatient person[/glow]
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2004, 02:08:35 PM »
LOL Jeysie! :D
I can only imagine the circumstances of that "man-boobs" quote :o ;B

I also have a stupidly-embarrassing-yourself-and-the-person-next-to-you. We were walking along the beach when I spotted a piece of dead jellyfish. Due to a severe sun-stroke, I kicked it back into the sea yelling "Go! swim free!!" and then "s*** f*** hell!!" as the waves washed over my shoes. Some passerbys stared at me as if I were nuts, and started laughing hysterically once they reached safe distance :P
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2004, 02:36:32 PM »
"I'll be in the shower if you need me!"
         - A female friend of mine.

(I wasn't there...she said it to me over MSN...unfortunately! :D)

It's like, "Okay, I'll be right there!  Need a hand drying off?" :D
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2004, 04:53:24 PM »
::) james! lol

my friend Priya and i were sittin catching some rays at lunch and she had her sunglasses on, and suddenly shouted omg its mr hinde(drama teacher from the lads school that we did into the woods with last yr) and said it really loud and all excited...it wasnt him, she was really embarassed, it didnt help that i was in a heap laughing really loud bringing more attention to it!
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2004, 10:36:35 AM »
 :o  James!  I'm shocked!  ;D

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2004, 12:37:09 PM »
"I think I love you" lol... dont want to explain any further on this one :P

I dont know which one is worse, either say it or get it said to you, or the worst, believe it :P

"OMFG SAY WHAT A BI.TCHZ YOU ARE !! LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND GRAND AND STUFF !! ! "... yeah, yeah


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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2004, 01:13:42 PM »
Isn't that from a song?

I think I love you!
So what am i so afraid of?
Afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for...


Well, I know it was in a commercial for sure a few years ago.  XD
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2004, 01:40:10 PM »
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Isn't that from a song?

I think I love you!
So what am i so afraid of?
Afraid that I'm not sure of
A love there is no cure for

yes neil...i think her name was casey?  ???


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"I think I love you" lol... dont want to explain any further on this one

I dont know which one is worse, either say it or get it said to you, or the worst, believe it  

"OMFG SAY WHAT A BI.TCHZ YOU ARE !! LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL AND GRAND AND STUFF !! ! "... yeah, yeah

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i just had a similar experience as some of u may know, ok yeh i resolved it but it still cuts like a rusty knife...MEN! >:( (not all men...just the men that give us women grief at the moment lol ;P so all u men on this forum dont dare shout at me)[/glow]
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2004, 03:10:29 PM »
If we're allowed to branch away from personal anecdotes, I came across this link the other day:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

Hmm.

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2004, 05:58:01 PM »
Although I say many many stupid things, I can't think of them at the moment. Here are a couple my friends said:

My friend: (In reference to another one of my friends trying to pull her brastrap 0_o) "Ah ah ah no no bad bad." She said it rather fast too.

My brother: "R is just a horrible vowel to sing"
Me:"Vowel?"
My bro: "Shut up."
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2004, 07:15:44 PM »
Maybe he meant the "a' from "AAAR"? :D


Yes, the words, "I think I love you..." are the worst words ever.

IF YOU HAVE TO ***THINK*** ABOUT IT, THEN YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE.  WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE IT IS BLATANTLY F'ING OBVIOUS!!  SO DON'T F'ING SAY IT IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.  SAY IT ONLY WHEN YOU DAMN WELL MEAN IT.

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