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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #80 on: February 06, 2005, 07:47:10 PM »
Those help desk things were hilarious!
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #81 on: February 06, 2005, 10:35:43 PM »
That the Eagles had a chance to win the Super Bowl when it was third down and they were on their own 4 yardline with 24 seconds left and no timeouts.
"And still we all are so hopeful,
So righteous in our blood.
It looks so tarnished in our eyes,
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Fading into nothing,
Fading into nothing.
Just a trace of light
That burns within our thoughts... "

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #82 on: July 14, 2005, 06:35:00 PM »
Stupidest thing my dad ever said: "Thank goodness I'm moving to Virginia where it won't snow!" The very winter after we moved, there was a record blizzard. XD
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #83 on: July 15, 2005, 09:05:29 PM »
"My boyfriend is such a dork...look at that hot guy!" --My friend, standing next to her boyfriend at a party.  ::)
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #84 on: July 16, 2005, 05:50:20 AM »
"I know you're gonna thwack me for saying this, but is fiction made up or real?"-My friend Caitlin about 9 hours ago XD
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #85 on: July 17, 2005, 01:29:26 PM »
17:30 - "I'll be back in 5 minutes mom"
00:30 - "Hi mom, I'm back"

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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #86 on: July 17, 2005, 01:33:50 PM »
I was about ready to make her ask an employee. ::)
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #87 on: July 17, 2005, 01:41:34 PM »
lol

I know that i've heard something really funny somewhere, i just can´t remember where  :-\



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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #88 on: July 30, 2005, 05:56:04 PM »
Poetry class:

Prof: You, what is end rhyme?
Me (after one of my rare space-out moments): It was a company that was busted for insider trading after the dot.com bubble burst...
Prof: NOT ENRON, END RHYME.

Then, he proceeded to draw me personal planet and a picture of earth...

Prof (smiling good humoredly): Come back to Earth!  :P
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2005, 10:46:57 PM »
Once on a billboard I saw an advertisement for a kitchen store and it must've been incomplete because all it said was "Kid's like to run with sharp knives."  :P
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Re:Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #90 on: July 31, 2005, 05:22:14 AM »
I was at work last week and a customer wanted me to sell him something to pass a drug test.

Me: I'm sorry, sir, but I can't sell you anything to pass a test.
Him: You know I could have you fired for this.
Me: Sir, it's ILLEGAL for me to sell you anything to pass a test.
Him: (pause) You know I could have you fired for this.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #91 on: August 19, 2005, 08:24:51 PM »
Wow. I knew I didn't like poppy seed bagels for a reason!

Something stupid I heard from some random person:

PERSON (viewing a photo of the leaning tower of Pisa): "Look! It's the Eiffel Tower! I never realized it wasn't in Paris..."  ::)
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #92 on: August 21, 2005, 12:52:19 PM »
There was a boy called Connor who asked me for me for 5p
Connor: Nick, i desperatley need 5p to because i need 15p more to go on the bus
Nick:OK, as long as you give me 10p
Connor: Ok.
I was laughing my head off for ages  :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #93 on: August 23, 2005, 01:01:54 AM »
Plenty more helpdesk and other computer-related stupidities to be found here:
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #94 on: September 03, 2005, 08:06:00 AM »
"He reminds me of Runt, but in a masculine way."

In reference to my cat. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #95 on: September 05, 2005, 04:05:48 PM »
Here is some more stuff that goes wrong with computer's: http://www.allowe.com/Humor/computerenhancers.htm  
Here is one embarassing one: http://www.zug.com/pranks/cellboy/
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #96 on: October 01, 2005, 05:55:24 PM »
I have a friend that will say stupid comments about almost anything and then when someone says something like, "Not really because (whatever it is that proves what he said wrong)" He'll put on a 'thinking face' then say, "That's True."
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #97 on: October 01, 2005, 11:19:35 PM »
It went something like...

"Hi, I'm Joe. I can sleep through a hurricane... if you'll turn that light off"(spoken by a man, very shortly after the eye of Rita passed through his area)

I didn't find it so much stupid, as funny... but we  don't have a "funny quotes" thread. ;)
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #98 on: October 02, 2005, 12:09:23 PM »
classmate 1: did you get that Java applet working yesterday

classmate 2: yeah all it needed was that Java.io.* thing in the begining i have forgotin and the test class with the multiply method

me: i found a bone in my backyard yesterday


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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #99 on: October 02, 2005, 01:04:49 PM »
HAHA! That's random.  ;D

This is a real sign:

CHEAPER then cheaper
"Smile your saving" alot of Money

Kitchen items - pots - bowls - milk

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