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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #120 on: November 17, 2005, 08:14:55 AM »
LJ telling me that I created my account just to spam other accounts. Bah, I've had that account for over two years now!  ::)
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #121 on: November 18, 2005, 08:36:31 AM »
I tell my mom that we need more soy milk and my dad's like "Pig's milk?" ::)
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #122 on: November 19, 2005, 10:23:51 AM »
"So they mimic real hockey?"

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #123 on: November 28, 2005, 06:33:07 PM »
Katie and I talking tonight...

Katie: I'm going to my room to be a hermit again.
Me: Ok. I'm headed to my room too, so we can be hermits together!

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #124 on: November 28, 2005, 07:48:06 PM »
lol XD I said something about being hermits together today too. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #125 on: November 28, 2005, 08:19:44 PM »
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I did NOT say snarly! I've never said snarly in my entire life!!
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #126 on: November 28, 2005, 08:28:12 PM »
"Be more assertive and show more dominance!"

- I was told this shortly after being told to "be myself".

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #127 on: December 01, 2005, 06:07:30 PM »
Ron! Park that snowman!

My teacher yelling at a student for messing around with a snoman stuffed animal.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #128 on: December 06, 2005, 06:29:48 AM »
Two girls talking in the clinic about an evaluation they have to give a client:

"What does it say about balings and cesels?"

They were trying to say basels and ceilings! XD

Ok, so you might need to be in the SLP field to find that funny...
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #129 on: December 07, 2005, 06:09:00 PM »
"we're going to treat you all in display of our gratitude and affection to all of you"

The CEO of the company while he won't even give a f*** to learn our names, let alone say HELLO? or even worse pay us what they must by legal rights to each one of us, every single year getting the award for being the cheapass moron we all grown to adore to hate...



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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #130 on: December 08, 2005, 10:16:50 PM »
"i work for the AAAAA:the american association against acronym abuse".
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #131 on: December 09, 2005, 09:38:16 AM »
I'm in the AAAA! Americans Against Acronyms Association! :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #132 on: December 09, 2005, 03:44:08 PM »
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But I'm telling you, many many Steve's are surfers!
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Name one.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #133 on: December 10, 2005, 01:31:50 AM »
"we're going to treat you all in display of our gratitude and affection to all of you"

The CEO of the company while he won't even give a f*ck to learn our names, let alone say HELLO? or even worse pay us what they must by legal rights to each one of us, every single year getting the award for being the cheapass moron we all grown to adore to hate...

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #134 on: December 18, 2005, 03:01:24 AM »
Don't ask me how someone this stuuuuupid could even use a computer, but my brother knew someone who went gadz know how long using his computer's built in drink holder before he found out it was in fact a cd-rom. :S
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #135 on: December 18, 2005, 03:02:44 PM »
HAHAHA!  ;D
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #136 on: December 18, 2005, 04:04:56 PM »
And tonight we will be talking about what the 10 things that kids think are wrong with TV.

Hello! You are ON TV!!
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #137 on: December 19, 2005, 09:19:02 PM »
number 1 reason why kids hate TV-the commercials.  SERIOUSLY!!! XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #138 on: January 17, 2006, 04:28:34 PM »
In Math class:
(All names have been changed)

CAST
Mrs. Valanice- Math teachah
Alexander- My Friend
Me-Myself

*Alexander goes up to ask Mrs. Valanice about a math problem*
*Mrs. Valanice  explains it to him*
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*I just ask Alexander about it cuz he's sitting next to moi*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm...Excuse me. Why are you talking?
Alexander: ---I was helping Awesomeasapossum with the math problem.
Mrs. Valanice: Awesomeasapossum, just look in your book.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Group gathers at Alexander's desk.*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm.. Why is everyone standing up? Sit down.
Alexander: But I was helpi---
Mrs. Valanice: Sit DOWN.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #139 on: January 17, 2006, 06:17:05 PM »
FRIEND: "Hi, C, how are you doing? Have a good weekend?"
C: "What does it mean to be possessed?"

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