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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #140 on: January 21, 2006, 10:32:44 AM »
That's a pretty good one.

How about this one:
"Hey (Insert name here) I bet you can't chug that whole bottle of water!"
"Your on!!" *Chugs whole bottle of water.* *Hakk!* *Cough!* *COUGH!* *HACK!* Ugh. Aw man. Now all of my water's gone..."

*ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED*
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Re: Most annoying KQ puzzle
« Reply #141 on: January 21, 2006, 11:49:40 AM »
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #142 on: January 21, 2006, 12:15:48 PM »
That's a pretty good one.

How about this one:
"Hey (Insert name here) I bet you can't chug that whole bottle of water!"
"Your on!!" *Chugs whole bottle of water.* *Hakk!* *Cough!* *COUGH!* *HACK!* Ugh. Aw man. Now all of my water's gone..."

*ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED*
In Math class:
(All names have been changed)

CAST
Mrs. Valanice- Math teachah
Alexander- My Friend
Me-Myself

*Alexander goes up to ask Mrs. Valanice about a math problem*
*Mrs. Valanice  explains it to him*
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*I just ask Alexander about it cuz he's sitting next to moi*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm...Excuse me. Why are you talking?
Alexander: ---I was helping Awesomeasapossum with the math problem.
Mrs. Valanice: Awesomeasapossum, just look in your book.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Group gathers at Alexander's desk.*
Mrs. Valanice: Umm.. Why is everyone standing up? Sit down.
Alexander: But I was helpi---
Mrs. Valanice: Sit DOWN.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
*Different student asks Mrs. Valanice  about same problem.*
Mrs. Valanice: Ask Alexander.
 ::)
Wow. Just wow.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #143 on: January 27, 2006, 07:27:36 PM »
Today at the theatre, two non-actors got into the prop closet. They saw a pair of (real) handcuffs we are using for the current production, and handcuffed themselves together, thinking they were fake.

WELL...

We didn't have a key to open the handcuffs, and the maintenance manager wouldn't let us simply BORROW the bolt cutters. So, the police came and had to cut them apart. However, they were handcuffed together for about an hour.

AHAHAHA!  ;D Stupid!   
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #144 on: January 27, 2006, 07:58:41 PM »
XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #145 on: January 27, 2006, 07:59:54 PM »
*in an awed voice*

"If you have a calculator without a case, and a case without a calculator, you can put them together!! :o"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #146 on: January 27, 2006, 08:22:08 PM »
That's good!  ;D
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #147 on: January 27, 2006, 08:22:57 PM »
I learn so many things in Geometry. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #148 on: February 01, 2006, 11:51:05 AM »
"Does this printer print only .pdf files?"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #149 on: February 01, 2006, 02:41:33 PM »
"I'm a little more more more than more useless"

Translators are funny. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #150 on: February 11, 2006, 06:31:44 PM »
Human translators or computer ones?
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #151 on: February 11, 2006, 06:34:26 PM »
I'm going to guess computer ones :P I've gotten some weird translations! XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #152 on: February 13, 2006, 05:11:36 AM »
One of my Spam mail subjects today: Nike my grandniece
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #153 on: February 13, 2006, 05:02:26 PM »
Nike means victory! :D

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Kelsey: You spelled "intelligence" incorectly. :P
Jafar: You spelled "incorrectly" incorrectly :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #154 on: February 14, 2006, 05:29:05 AM »
Nike means victory! :D

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Kelsey: You spelled "intelligence" incorectly. :P
Jafar: You spelled "incorrectly" incorrectly :P

But it also means a shoe brand.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #155 on: February 14, 2006, 05:30:51 AM »
Oh yeah, it does. Meh, I don't like Nike, their shoes never fit my feet, and their slogan has nothing to do with their name. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #156 on: February 15, 2006, 09:26:15 PM »
"Does this printer print only .pdf files?"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #157 on: February 20, 2006, 11:56:52 AM »
Human translators or computer ones?
I'm going to guess computer ones :P I've gotten some weird translations! XD

Ahh, but only a human is brilliant enough to translate "spastic colon" as "convulsions-inducing perfume" (yes, that really happened. On TV, no less) ;)
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #158 on: February 26, 2006, 07:11:36 PM »
Uh, huh.  ;)  :suffer:
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #159 on: March 03, 2006, 06:53:04 AM »
dude: i dare you to slap me again
girl: *smack!*


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