Today at the theatre, two non-actors got into the prop closet. They saw a pair of (real) handcuffs we are using for the current production, and handcuffed themselves together, thinking they were fake.
WELL...
We didn't have a key to open the handcuffs, and the maintenance manager wouldn't let us simply BORROW the bolt cutters. So, the police came and had to cut them apart. However, they were handcuffed together for about an hour.
AHAHAHA!

Stupid!