Author Topic: Stupid things you have said or heard (Read 110398 times)

Moodyblues · « **Reply #160 on:** March 03, 2006, 09:30:26 AM »

Quote

Friend: What does "canon" mean?

Moody: Hmm, it's hard to define. Basically, it's the official storyline or universe of something. For example, if I wrote a story about Mega Man fighting a bunch of, um, mutant salt shakers, I couldn't call that canon because it wasn't written by Capcom.

Friend: I still don't quite understand.

What's not to understand? My explanation was brilliant!

Rosella · « **Reply #161 on:** March 03, 2006, 01:59:40 PM »

"Hey! I dare you to spray me in the face with that fire extinguisher!"

Pacman928 · « **Reply #162 on:** March 03, 2006, 09:43:39 PM »

"i still think that you should have given the psycho this metal bat."

Rosella · « **Reply #163 on:** March 09, 2006, 05:38:04 AM »

"2 plus 2 is...no..wait...hold on"

That's what geometry does to you.

Moodyblues · « **Reply #164 on:** March 11, 2006, 10:20:53 AM »

"You're entitled to your opinion, but I still don't give a s*** what you think."

-- Some guy in our high school creative writing class

Jafar · « **Reply #165 on:** March 18, 2006, 07:40:13 AM »

"You have to be ON a tangent to get OFF a tangent!"

Deloria · « **Reply #166 on:** March 18, 2006, 12:33:38 PM »

*geometry class* *Imagnie a diagonal line called "P" on the chalkboard with ABC in a triangle and the teacher's trying to explain how to mirror the triangle*

Teacher: "So there are a few ways to do this, this is the easiest;: you take your piece of paaper and fold it along "S""
Person in class: "Along "P"!!
Teacher "Of course I can't do it now because I'm doing it on the blackboard." So then after you've folded it along "S"...
Person in class: "Along "P"!!
Teacher: "Oh, yeah. That is a "P" isn't it...Let's change it to "S".
So write this down: Fold the peice of paper along "P"..."

Me:

*exasperated*

Yonkey · « **Reply #167 on:** March 18, 2006, 01:03:55 PM »

lol, were you the "Person in class"?

Deloria · « **Reply #168 on:** March 18, 2006, 01:15:50 PM »

Yes.

And I don't think the teacher took kindly to the interuption...

J-ROC · « **Reply #169 on:** March 19, 2006, 09:44:13 PM »

"I love you so much, it's kind of creepy."

- Me to one of my ex's in a drunken e-mail

Pacman928 · « **Reply #170 on:** March 19, 2006, 10:50:03 PM »

nicole yells in the hallway "IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHO I MAKE OUT WITH!!"

Rosella · « **Reply #171 on:** March 20, 2006, 04:48:39 AM »

You know, she really doesn't like it when people bring that up.

awesomeasapossum · « **Reply #172 on:** March 20, 2006, 05:39:56 AM »

Yeah Pacman! Just have her stay anonymous! Change the name to Francessca or something KRAZY! Or you could change it to Valanice.

Rosella · « **Reply #173 on:** March 23, 2006, 05:37:22 AM »

Asst. Principal on announcements: Blah blah blah don't slack off now. And an announcement to all 8th grade SIGNET students: There will be NO SIGNET this Thursday! Um, correction, there WILL be SIGNET tomorrow.

Everyone:

Annoucement: So track meeting blah blah blah. Remember, there will be NO 8th grade SIGNET tomorrow.

In case you were wondering, there really is SIGNET today.

Rosella · « **Reply #174 on:** March 31, 2006, 02:44:35 PM »

On a Kingdom Hearts 2 review:

Quote

Pros,
Lots of action
Music is good
Plot line is wondeful
Cloud is hot.

Brilliant, I tell you.

In World History, while learning about Buddha:

Quote

Dude: "Dang! Buddha is fat!"
Teacher: "Actually, at one point during his meditations, they said Buddha was so skinny, you could poke him in the stomach and feel his backbone."
Other dude: "If he was meditating, why were people poking him in the stomach?"

Pacman928 · « **Reply #175 on:** April 02, 2006, 10:14:13 PM »

Quote from: Rosella on March 31, 2006, 02:44:35 PM

On a Kingdom Hearts 2 review:
Quote
Pros,
Lots of action
Music is good
Plot line is wondeful
Cloud is hot.
i agree with the KH2 review. except for the last statement.

Quote
Dude: "Dang! Buddha is fat!"
Teacher: "Actually, at one point during his meditations, they said Buddha was so skinny, you could poke him in the stomach and feel his backbone."
Other dude: "If he was meditating, why were people poking him in the stomach?"
i remember that!! she never did give us an answer.

Jafar · « **Reply #176 on:** April 05, 2006, 05:52:40 AM »

Texas is surreal.

Me: *walks down the road*
Old guy on a bike: Whats wrong? Out of gas? HAHAHA!
Me: *smiles, nods, and hurrys away from him*

And another time...

Me: *walks down the road, and sees a bicycle lying in the ditch* Huh?

Shaggy-looking Ragamuffin on a bike: It's been down there for 3 days. Take it if you want, I bet it still works!
Me: (Is that where you got your bike? )

And this one is Twilight-Zone material.

Me: *walks to the library*
Surfer Dude on a bike: Yo! Wazzup, man? *holds out hand for a high-five*
Me: Uh... *high-fives him as he rides past*
Dude: Haha! You is cool, fool. *continues to ramble about how cool I am as he leaves*

Oddly enough, all of these incidents involved bicycles...I wonder if there's a connection.

racx_00 · « **Reply #177 on:** April 19, 2006, 08:39:48 AM »

Yeah surfers are usually high or have had so much that they've killed all their brain cells, so not surprising.

Some odd experiences there though.

Oldbushie · « **Reply #178 on:** April 20, 2006, 09:04:39 PM »

"I thought you were supposed to pay the rental price *after* bringing the movie back..."

Storm · « **Reply #179 on:** April 26, 2006, 05:22:02 AM »

"There's Office 2000?" (our software buyer)

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