Stupid things you have said or heard

[Oldbushie]

"I organized all the files in my Windows folder by type and put them in separate folders but my computer stopped working. Can you please fix it?"

[Deloria]

"I organized all the files in my Windows folder by type and put them in separate folders but my computer stopped working. Can you please fix it?"

Did the person try re-booting?

[Oldbushie]

I doubt that would have helped...

[awesomeasapossum]

It's not the CHIPS that matter!!!!!!! It's the SALSA!!!!

A friend hears something (incorrectly) about Mexican chefs at a restaurants.

[Rosella]

My mom and I were making whipped cream and I insisted on making it by hand. She chilled the bowl and stuff in the freezer, so when we got it out, it was cold.   We poured the cream in, and when I started to stir some of the stuff that got in thin layers on the sides started to freeze.
"Mom, it's like freezing and turning into, like, solid cream, whatever that is."
"Um, ice cream?"
"...That was my blonde moment of the day."

[Jafar]

When I was a lad living in England, I always wanted to be a technological terror...

[Rosella]

Did you say or hear that one?

[Jafar]

I said that one. My sister stole the phrase, but she always forgets to say a lass living in England.

[Rosella]

"Oh, I thought you just had to put the angle over the length"

Ok, you have to know trig to get this, but it's not called the law of SINES for nothing.

[Rosella]

Some dude on an ad: "There are two words most dangerous to driving, multi-tasking"

I'm sorry dude, but despite the hyphen, "multi-tasking" is one word.

[Zelly]

Some dude on an ad: "There are two words most dangerous to driving, multi-tasking"

I'm sorry dude, but despite the hyphen, "multi-tasking" is one word.

I think the two words should be Cellular Phone. 

[Rosella]

(Hearing one side of the conversation)
"Yeah, my brother went to a Medieval Times in Toronto....Yeah, in Toronto....It's in Canada..."

(Caitlin hearing one side of another conversation)
"I'm just going to hang out....no, I don't go to King's Dominion...I can't drive...What?...No...I'm not her sister! Caitlin, just take the phone back."

[awesomeasapossum]

Watch this to get these.

He clips out so many coupons you could probably call him K-Mark.

Okay..cuz she moved it.

...I refused to...

You know you've been playing too many Sims when they talk to you in your sleep.

[Deloria]

Something I heard in a museum the other day: "So which year isn't a year of our lord?"

[Storm]

A.: "This pasta is not very well cooked"
Me: "It's El Dente"
A.: "What's 'El Dente'"?
Me: "It's "not very well cooked""

[koko_99_2001]

Kelsey: *picks up a package of Remi cookies* "These are the BEST cookies in the world!
Cat: "Better than Tim Tams?"
Kelsey: *pauses for a second* "These are the second best cookies in the world!"

[awesomeasapossum]

[Delling]

I have this friend at Tech who spouts these things we've dubbed Steph-isms.

"The AC was on in the Stinger and the bar was cold... so I had to hold the other bar."

"Wait for it, wait for it..."

"And I was like, "Zoom!""

"On a scale from bike-rider to ninja...."(she really does rate things on a scale from bike-rider to ninja)

"I bought a bike last week. on the scale from bikerider to ninja, i AM bikerider"

steph's friend: "you wanna go to the gym?"
....pause
steph: "I have shoes!" (She had these really old ratty holely shoes and had just gotten new shoes.)

"Oh no! I lost my awesome!" ~Steph having dropped something

Steph: boreded
me: yah
Steph: I have an orange mmmmmmmmmm

"... And Matlab goes BLAAHGGHHG"

[Yonkey]

LOL Steph sounds cool!  You should ask her to register here!

[Delling]

She and the other member of team PHYS (I can't remember which one of us came up with that, but it was probably Steph) know nothing of KQ, but I'm going to try to get them to play some KQ and SQ this semester: so *crosses fingers* maybe...