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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #180 on: April 26, 2006, 07:59:56 AM »
"I organized all the files in my Windows folder by type and put them in separate folders but my computer stopped working. Can you please fix it?"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #181 on: April 26, 2006, 08:23:17 AM »
"I organized all the files in my Windows folder by type and put them in separate folders but my computer stopped working. Can you please fix it?"
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Did the person try re-booting? :P
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #182 on: April 26, 2006, 08:29:45 AM »
I doubt that would have helped... XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #183 on: May 19, 2006, 05:15:31 PM »
It's not the CHIPS that matter!!!!!!! It's the SALSA!!!!

A friend hears something (incorrectly) about Mexican chefs at a restaurants.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #184 on: May 25, 2006, 05:23:53 AM »
My mom and I were making whipped cream and I insisted on making it by hand. She chilled the bowl and stuff in the freezer, so when we got it out, it was cold. :P  We poured the cream in, and when I started to stir some of the stuff that got in thin layers on the sides started to freeze.
"Mom, it's like freezing and turning into, like, solid cream, whatever that is."
"Um, ice cream?"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #185 on: May 25, 2006, 08:59:23 PM »
When I was a lad living in England, I always wanted to be a technological terror... :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #186 on: May 26, 2006, 05:47:03 AM »
Did you say or hear that one? ;P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #187 on: May 26, 2006, 05:48:45 AM »
I said that one. My sister stole the phrase, but she always forgets to say a lass living in England. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #188 on: May 26, 2006, 03:07:13 PM »
"Oh, I thought you just had to put the angle over the length"

Ok, you have to know trig to get this, but it's not called the law of SINES for nothing. ::)
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #189 on: May 29, 2006, 10:51:40 AM »
Some dude on an ad: "There are two words most dangerous to driving, multi-tasking"

I'm sorry dude, but despite the hyphen, "multi-tasking" is one word. ::)
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #190 on: May 29, 2006, 02:21:30 PM »
Some dude on an ad: "There are two words most dangerous to driving, multi-tasking"

I'm sorry dude, but despite the hyphen, "multi-tasking" is one word. ::)

I think the two words should be Cellular Phone.  :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #191 on: June 23, 2006, 05:29:08 PM »
(Hearing one side of the conversation)
"Yeah, my brother went to a Medieval Times in Toronto....Yeah, in Toronto....It's in Canada..."

(Caitlin hearing one side of another conversation)
"I'm just going to hang out....no, I don't go to King's Dominion...I can't drive...What?...No...I'm not her sister! Caitlin, just take the phone back."
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #192 on: June 27, 2006, 11:16:40 AM »
Watch this to get these.

He clips out so many coupons you could probably call him K-Mark.

Okay..cuz she moved it.

...I refused to...

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #193 on: June 27, 2006, 01:24:53 PM »
Something I heard in a museum the other day: "So which year isn't a year of our lord?" :P
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #194 on: July 09, 2006, 03:42:57 PM »
A.: "This pasta is not very well cooked"
Me: "It's El Dente"
A.: "What's 'El Dente'"?
Me: "It's "not very well cooked"" :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #195 on: August 13, 2006, 06:14:51 PM »
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Cat: "Better than Tim Tams?"
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« Reply #196 on: August 14, 2006, 01:30:11 PM »
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #197 on: August 17, 2006, 12:43:47 PM »
I have this friend at Tech who spouts these things we've dubbed Steph-isms.

"The AC was on in the Stinger and the bar was cold... so I had to hold the other bar."

"Wait for it, wait for it..."

"And I was like, "Zoom!""

"On a scale from bike-rider to ninja...."(she really does rate things on a scale from bike-rider to ninja)

"I bought a bike last week. on the scale from bikerider to ninja, i AM bikerider"

steph's friend: "you wanna go to the gym?"
....pause
steph: "I have shoes!" (She had these really old ratty holely shoes and had just gotten new shoes.)

"Oh no! I lost my awesome!" ~Steph having dropped something

Steph: boreded
me: yah
Steph: I have an orange mmmmmmmmmm

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #198 on: August 17, 2006, 01:30:21 PM »
LOL Steph sounds cool!  You should ask her to register here! XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #199 on: August 18, 2006, 12:13:44 PM »
She and the other member of team PHYS (I can't remember which one of us came up with that, but it was probably Steph) know nothing of KQ, but I'm going to try to get them to play some KQ and SQ this semester: so *crosses fingers* maybe...
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