Stupid things you have said or heard

[Yonkey]

They don't need KQ, just tell them to play the demo.

[Delling]

I thought of that, but I think they'll appreciate it more if they play some of the originals first.

But, we're getting off topic. On topic:

Steph: so for our phys class it says PURCELL, ELECTRICITY+MAGNETISM,V.2

me: mm mm electrons

[Pacman928]

mm mm mm mm mm....toasty.

[Delling]

Steph: Yeah, she's a much better procrastinator than me... I need to work on that... eh I'll do it later.

[Lollotte]

That is a GOOD one. 

[Oldbushie]

I agree.

[Pacman928]

whats scarier than that..that..thing?!?!?!?
um, a big person that can punch really hard?
pie?

[Rosella]

"I'm sorry, Kelsey, but your cat is a clipboard."

"Aw! Look at your little clipboard! He's such a happy little clipboard!"

Just don't ask.

[koko_99_2001]

*asks*

[Rosella]

Well, Caitlin was being a therapist, and therapists need clipboards...

[Delling]

It DOES never snow there.

There is no snow! Snow does not EXIST! It's a figment of our imaginations!

Steph on the matter of people from Savannah, Georgia, seeing snow: OMG aliens are invading! and they're REALLY TINY

[Yonkey]

"I'm sorry, Kelsey, but your cat is a clipboard."

"Aw! Look at your little clipboard! He's such a happy little clipboard!"

Just don't ask.

Awwww *pets the paper*

[Delling]

CS Prof: Who has the laptop with the red lights on it?
some guy: Me
CS Prof: That is so cool: it's like having Darth Vader in my class.

and more stephisms b/c I feel like it:

"I = college student. College student = poor. So by the transitive property, I = poor." ~Steph da roomie

"Football is a game of highs and lows. It's like being bipolar for 6 hours." ~Steph again

(I love this one b/c I just recently re-figured out what she meant)
"I pray to The Bull in the Sky, and he delivers for me." ~Steph on writing papers for English

"Quit being so loud and cheerful! Do you have any idea what time it is?" ~Steph at 7:30am

"I'm not fat, I'm prepared [for the Great Famine of the US]" ~Steph

"You're only allowed to be obsessed with 3 things: food, air, and being at an adequate temperature." ~Steph

"Whoa, 7 hours of sleep? That's like a coma!" ~Steph

[Pacman928]

guy at my church: (walks into a/v room) hey, its the a/v geeks!
lady: were not geeks!!  were nerds.

[Rosella]

Nah, I'm pretty sure in the A/V room, you're geeks.

[Delling]

I was playing KQ1 the other day... and I had the goat... and well... I don't wanna spoil it...

Spoiler (mouse over to reveal):

Watch out!!! There is an ogre nearby He will crush you in his strong arms if he catches you.

Lucky for you that ogres are afraid of goats. This one decides to leave you alone.


Look out for that wolf -- he can run very fast. Don't let him catch you!

The wolf sees the menacing goat by your side and decides to keep his distance.


There is a witch in the area, but since you have that menacing goat with you, she will keep her distance.


Be careful! Nearby is a sorcerer. His mystical powers can leave you immobilized and helpless!

The sorcerer sees the goat and decides to leave.


There is a small dwarf close by. It would be a good idea to be careful.

The dwarf sees the goat and decides to leave.


High up in the sky you see a very large, friendly bird, but it is afraid to come near you because of the goat.

[Rosella]

LOL! Fear AAAP!

[Valanice]

guy at my church: (walks into a/v room) hey, its the a/v geeks!
lady: were not geeks!!  were nerds.

absolutely positively A/V geeks...

[awesomeasapossum]

I love the KQ GOAT!

[Delling]

*is happy to spread the joys of KQ1*

Spoiler (mouse over to reveal):

in the second or third scene of climbing the beanstalk when you fall off: You should be more careful when you are so high on the herb.

EDIT:
Steph (about another MATH major): Yeah, but she's not taking AVS (abstract vector spaces)... she's not hardcore like me... she's not taking death
Me: death...would that be DETH?
Steph: yeah!
then today after telling Sam about the above conversation
Steph: yeah so we decided I'm taking DETH but we don't know what it stands for...
Sam: Demonic
Me: Evil... Tech
Steph: Honors

Steph about having a review of special relativity: "Yeah, but now I understand it again!"