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Offline Rosella

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #220 on: September 16, 2006, 10:43:23 AM »
Misheard lyrics from the bus:

"When all you gotta keep is strong, mow the lawn, mow the lawn, like I know you do."

"She's a sexy cow."

Bonus points if you can find out the actual songs. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #221 on: September 16, 2006, 07:18:07 PM »
 "The popcorn seeds are sprouting."

  One of my brothers. He was right too, they got a little damp.  :P These sorts of things seem to happen to us.  ;D

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #222 on: September 19, 2006, 04:39:16 PM »
Err okay, this is what I heard when I was at an airport once as well as when I briefly worked at a local shop many moons ago:

Airport: "I didn't like Rome, it was full of ruins..."

Shop: (Lady pushes bag of opened hot-cross buns in my direction) "These hot-cross buns are not hot..."

These are not fake, these are actual quotes!  :)
When cities burn and armies turn,
and flee in disarray,
Cowards will cry 'tis best to fly
and fight another day.
But warriors know it in their marrow when they die and fall,
It is better to have fought and lost than not have fought at all.

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #223 on: September 22, 2006, 07:08:42 PM »
A friend of mine (not Steph):"I don't know what's going on in the world: I don't have a TV."


EDIT:
This deserved posting and I was already here looking for a particular PM...


My roommate: "uhn s gd hwi dn hv iziks ohmwrk is wk"
Me: "Once more without the ice in your mouth."
roomie: "I'm so glad we don't have physics homework this week. ... and you would make a horrible dentist."
Me: "Thank you, that's the best compliment I think I've ever been paid."
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #224 on: September 30, 2006, 12:50:57 PM »
Don't ask. XD

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #225 on: September 30, 2006, 01:48:38 PM »
Maybe Spot wants a name change. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #226 on: September 30, 2006, 07:26:00 PM »
" Her hair was Bobby-trapped!" 

 Brother 1 to Brother 2 after Brother 2 tried to pull my sisters hair and stuck himself on a bobby-pin.  :P Somehow no-one had much sympathy for him.  :P

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #227 on: October 04, 2006, 11:21:58 PM »
"Necessity is the mother of invention."
No, laziness is the mother of invention. They meant "Necessity is the mother of inventions to further laziness." They were just too lazy to finish it.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #228 on: October 10, 2006, 06:22:42 PM »
my roommate: "Your mother is cheating on your father... while this may be true... it may also not be true..."
me: "I think you covered all your bases there"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #229 on: October 11, 2006, 06:04:16 PM »
 "Then my cows put guns on their horns, and start to take over the universe. "

 One of the various interesting twists on the debate over the merits of horses and cows  ::)

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #230 on: October 11, 2006, 06:05:55 PM »
"I keep a periodic table in my pocket for just such an emergency as this!"

~a guy from SPS... they then proceeded to take out the periodic table to   look up carbon and lead... how that was supposed to settle the debate of what's in pencils...*shrugs*
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #231 on: October 12, 2006, 02:47:42 PM »
Graphite is a form of carbon where the atoms form sheets! That's why graphite is a good lubricant for Pinewood Derby-type cars. XD

Er...Stupid things, not chemistry nerds thread. Sorry about that. XD

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #232 on: October 19, 2006, 08:53:10 PM »
As this is a Futurama quote, I'm not sure it should be here... meh...


"Let's conservate!"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #233 on: October 21, 2006, 05:22:36 PM »
my siss friend-

"OMG!! its pippi longstocking!!"
"no, thats the ketchup man"

it was very...........odd
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #234 on: October 24, 2006, 05:19:27 PM »
Me to friend: YES! 26 days till the Wii comes out!
Friend: 26 wiiks?
Me: No...26 days!
Friend: So how many wiiks is it?
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #235 on: October 24, 2006, 06:22:42 PM »
in java class-

try{
{long numMilliToSleep=100;
}catch(InteruptedException e);
}

me-"hey!! thats the catch phrase!!
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #236 on: November 01, 2006, 04:43:14 PM »
On a sheet of guidelines on how to write a good essay:
"Avoid sophomoric efforts at humor."

Kid: What's sophomoric?
Teacher: *gives definition including the words "immature" and "stupid"*
Kid:...So shouldn't that be freshmanic?

And yes, "Kid" is a freshman. :P
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« Reply #237 on: November 03, 2006, 01:58:51 PM »
ROFL
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #238 on: November 04, 2006, 01:50:24 PM »
not really.  sophomores are immature in thinking that freshmen are immature. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #239 on: November 09, 2006, 06:45:14 PM »
But freshmen ARE immature... :P
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