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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #240 on: November 10, 2006, 05:36:49 PM »
MOST freshman are immature.  not all :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #241 on: November 12, 2006, 07:22:14 PM »
"The numbers eleven and twelve are not 'teens.'"
"Yes, they are. Why should they be left out?"
"Because they aren't teens. Look at it this way: they're the only numbers greater than ten and less than twenty that aren't teens."
"Yeah, but that sounds like a lame club they made up to feel better about themselves... the numbers ten through eleven are teens"
"Oh really... leaving out 12 now are you?"
"The numbers 10 through 11 plus 9... that's 20... are teens..."
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #242 on: November 14, 2006, 02:37:38 AM »
XD

Nah, 13 is the first teen. :P

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #243 on: November 16, 2006, 10:58:04 AM »
person in my building on campus:"I don't want Sweet'n'Low: I want Sweet'n'High."
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #244 on: November 27, 2006, 03:58:59 PM »
in science class when this kenny got an f:
ben: when life gives you s***, make s***-ade
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #245 on: November 28, 2006, 06:41:06 PM »
in science class when this kenny got an f:
ben: when life gives you s***, make s***-ade
That sounds like a pretty immature thing to say....was he a freshmen? XD :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #246 on: November 28, 2006, 10:37:04 PM »
a friend of mine: I go from Serenity to Looney Tunes.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #247 on: December 01, 2006, 10:15:06 PM »
"BILLY!!!"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #248 on: December 02, 2006, 03:33:22 PM »
I was washing a table and some guy walked up and saw that there were white bubbles on it and he said, "It looks like Christmas!"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #249 on: December 02, 2006, 03:40:31 PM »
"Pascal Couchpin is a genius and highly intelligent, but he has no concept!"
"Sheesh, that's some compliment! :P"

Something I heard in the course of the day. ::)
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #250 on: December 03, 2006, 11:24:54 AM »
*during PHYS hwk last week*

Me: Tu ne me comprends pas! Tu ne comprends rien que j'ai dit!
Sam: Je comprends bien. I understand perfectly... *long silence* *some laughter and Sam rolls back on the table and says...* ... Je suis belge *mumble mumble*
Me'n'Steph: What?
Steph: I thought he was saying he was belgian...
Me: yeah... I was wondering: what sam's belgian? when did this happen!!?
 (yes... French crops into our PHYS hwk sessions...)
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #251 on: December 03, 2006, 06:17:34 PM »
XD French used to pop into a lot of my homework too... XP
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #252 on: December 03, 2006, 07:53:54 PM »
"BILLY!!!"

that was one of the wirdest things at our school.....ever.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #253 on: December 03, 2006, 08:59:47 PM »
That was also an incredibly hilarious day... XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #254 on: December 04, 2006, 06:52:24 PM »
"...I'm like Squall.  My nose grows."
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #255 on: December 05, 2006, 03:31:32 AM »
XD!!! *nose impales snowoman and runs away* :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #256 on: December 06, 2006, 09:59:50 AM »
*snowman turns to face camera*  ground-"i win!!" *snowman jumps up and down*
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #257 on: December 07, 2006, 05:11:52 PM »
*heard on the way back from CS recitation*

"Man, this wind blows!"
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #258 on: December 07, 2006, 07:02:30 PM »
"ffvii had the big sword, ffviii had the gun sword, and ffx had the water sword.  there was no ffix!!"
*looks to kenny*
"dude, there was no ffix!!"
"yes there was.  the one guy had a tail."
"was it a SWORD tail?"
"erm, no.  it was just a regular tail."
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #259 on: December 11, 2006, 07:07:54 PM »
I remember at the height of LOTR popularity hearing people who actually thought that the book was based on the movie scripts and not vice versa. Probably the worst example was someone saying how they saw the "novelization" of Return of the King in bookstores months before the movie came out and how it meant that Peter Jackson wasn't doing a very good job at keeping his plot a secret.
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