Stupid things you have said or heard

[Shades2585]

LOL Yes that IS Stupid!!!

DOH!

[Rosella]

Wow...
That's terrible. XP

[Pacman928]

"warning: object may be hot after microwaved"

[tessspoon]

My sister's friend looking at a Wachovia sign:

"What's Wack-ovia?"

[Pacman928]

in another forum-

poll title-whats your favorite weapon in game?
question- whats your favorite map?
options-
-bus(a vechicle that picks up kids for school)
-and four weapons
his post-
so...what kind of games do you like to play?

[Oldbushie]

"But I thought the movie was inside!" *customer points to piece of cardboard with movie graphics*

Me: "Ummmm... no."

[Rosella]

"Woah. You've got a jean jacket AND jeans on...You're like...bulletproof"

Welcome to advanced classes.

[Pacman928]

"turn that frown upside down!!" *stands on head*

[Pacman928]

"so, youre saying that my little brother could beat up a chicken?"

[Delling]

Heard outside of a theatre wherein I had just watched 300:

"I was really hoping that he'd kill Xerxes in the end, but I guess that wouldn't have worked because they wanted to set up the sequel at the end." 

Seriously... ...Come on. History! People!

[Pacman928]

http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=7943524&publicUserId=5790630

[Jafar]

Why wasn't "I am Error" up there?

[Rosella]

"...I hope you never do drugs"

--My teacher, after seeing my portfolio project for iT.

[racx_00]

"...I hope you never do drugs"

--My teacher, after seeing my portfolio project for iT.

Your work is good and she doesn't want you to throw it all away, or you're abstract enough as it is?

[Pacman928]

shes so insane that if she was on drugs it would be crazy

[awesomeasapossum]

But would she be crazy enough to name her child "Moon Unit"?

[Pacman928]

well, if my kid is a boy, ill name him gaspard.  if she's a girl, then alexa

"wait, why are you using MY toothbrush?"

[Rosella]

"The students in my last class thought "Hood Island" was very amusing for some reason. They asked me if the turtles there were gangster."

[tessspoon]

We were in Paint Your Pot, and these two guys had picked out two ducks and were painting them. One of them answered his cellphone and told whoever was on the other end:
"I'm painting a duck"

A few seconds later:

"No, not a real duck!"

[Pacman928]

were the best AV team ever!!
                only