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Started by Kimmie, May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM

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restamper

I was talking to my friend on i.m.....

Note: Chocolateaddict5=me

ChocolateAddict5: how was drivers ed?
holyanmolly: pretty horrible
holyanmolly: apparently i asked a stupid question
holyanmolly: i raised my hand
holyanmolly: and was like
holyanmollly: "where are ur headlights?"
holyanmolly: caz i dont know where they are
holyanmolly: and eveyrone was like =-op
ChocolateAddict5: uhh
holyanmolly: but i honestly didnt know
ChocolateAddict5: didnt you know what they were used for?
holyanmolly: idk ms. cheek makes no sense
holyanmolly: what are they used for??
Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!

Guybrush Threepwood: Stride?

Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?

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Quote from: koko_99_2001 on April 02, 2007, 07:40:36 AM
Tess...hilarious! XD
second...

and... holyanmolly makes me feel like I need to lie down... ...
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restamper

Anmol: is a penguin a type of duck?
Me: um no, it is a type of bird though.
Anmol: so does that make a duck a type of bird?
Me: yes...did you not know that?
Anmol: no.

later...

Anmol: today in biology, i was like "plants dont move!?!?!" and everyone stared at me funny. so i guess they dont.
Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!

Guybrush Threepwood: Stride?

Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?

tessspoon

This is the headlight girl, right? She doesn't seem too bright... :P
Have I met her? (I know I've asked this before but ... yeah...)

Delling

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Quote from: restamper on May 02, 2007, 03:22:16 PM
Anmol: is a penguin a type of duck?
Me: um no, it is a type of bird though.
Anmol: so does that make a duck a type of bird?
Me: yes...did you not know that?
Anmol: no.

later...

Anmol: today in biology, i was like "plants dont move!?!?!" and everyone stared at me funny. so i guess they dont.

*must resist urge to lie down*
Ya know... I actually did after the last one... this one doesn't seem as bad... I think I'm good...
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
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...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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PirateKingChris

Oh my god. What is wrong with teenagers these days. I wasn't one that long ago, but the ones now seem SOOOOO much dumber. I know they aren't ALL dumb, but the dumbness seems to be enhanced. Must be too much cell phone radiation :P
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tessspoon

#290
Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 03:27:02 PM
Have I met her? (I know I've asked this before but ... yeah...)
lol, when I posted I remembered asking it but didn't realize I had asked it before in the very same thread. ::)

Quote from: Delling on May 02, 2007, 05:03:31 PM
*must resist urge to lie down*
Ya knw... I actually did after the last one... this one doesn't seem as bad... I think I'm good...
Yea, at least you don't usually see penguins everyday like you do cars and their headlights...

Rosella

Quote from: PirateKingChris on May 02, 2007, 05:51:39 PM
Oh my god. What is wrong with teenagers these days. I wasn't one that long ago, but the ones now seem SOOOOO much dumber. I know they aren't ALL dumb, but the dumbness seems to be enhanced. Must be too much cell phone radiation :P

I've actually been surprised with the intelligence of a lot of kids in my class.

Though, then again, they're still all freshmen. I'm convinced your IQ goes down as you get older. :P
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Quote from: Rosella on May 02, 2007, 08:29:18 PM


I've actually been surprised with the intelligence of a lot of kids in my class.

Though, then again, they're still all freshmen. I'm convinced your IQ goes down as you get older. :P

Uhhh, excuse me? *points to her 4.0 GPA from undergrad, her 3.81 from graduate school...and the fact that she knows to wash a spatula after cooking eggs rather than letting the egg dry on the spatula and throw it in the dishwasher to "clean" it*

Yes, that has happened...my roomie NEVER washes the spatulas and for two years, I've had to scrub off egg AFTER it's been through the dishwasher before I feel comfortable using the "clean" spatula XD
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PirateKingChris

I know of young teens who have done no drugs and drank no alcohol that have the IQ of a fly :P
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That's from getting hit in the head too often. I know from experience. :P
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Quote from: Deloria on July 12, 2007, 04:21:19 AM
"Why can't you have a normal adolescent complex like Bulimia?"-My mother. ::)

You have got to be kidding!! That had better have been said in jest because otherwise that was really cruel. >:(
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#298
It was in jest, but I still think it belongs in this thread. :P
 
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Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87