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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #280 on: April 02, 2007, 07:40:36 AM »
Tess...hilarious! XD
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #281 on: April 16, 2007, 06:25:06 PM »
I was talking to my friend on i.m.....

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ChocolateAddict5: how was drivers ed?
holyanmolly: pretty horrible
holyanmolly: apparently i asked a stupid question
holyanmolly: i raised my hand
holyanmolly: and was like
holyanmollly: "where are ur headlights?"
holyanmolly: caz i dont know where they are
holyanmolly: and eveyrone was like =-op
ChocolateAddict5: uhh
holyanmolly: but i honestly didnt know
ChocolateAddict5: didnt you know what they were used for?
holyanmolly: idk ms. cheek makes no sense
holyanmolly: what are they used for??
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #282 on: April 18, 2007, 01:15:57 PM »
what is this world coming to? :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #283 on: April 18, 2007, 01:20:53 PM »
Oh.....my...... :o
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #284 on: April 18, 2007, 01:36:17 PM »
Have I met this person before? :P

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #285 on: April 18, 2007, 02:14:40 PM »
Tess...hilarious! XD
second...

and... holyanmolly makes me feel like I need to lie down... ...
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #286 on: May 02, 2007, 03:22:16 PM »
Anmol: is a penguin a type of duck?
Me: um no, it is a type of bird though.
Anmol: so does that make a duck a type of bird?
Me: yes...did you not know that?
Anmol: no.

later...

Anmol: today in biology, i was like "plants dont move!?!?!" and everyone stared at me funny. so i guess they dont.
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #287 on: May 02, 2007, 03:27:02 PM »
This is the headlight girl, right? She doesn't seem too bright... :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #288 on: May 02, 2007, 05:03:31 PM »
Anmol: is a penguin a type of duck?
Me: um no, it is a type of bird though.
Anmol: so does that make a duck a type of bird?
Me: yes...did you not know that?
Anmol: no.

later...

Anmol: today in biology, i was like "plants dont move!?!?!" and everyone stared at me funny. so i guess they dont.

*must resist urge to lie down*
Ya know... I actually did after the last one... this one doesn't seem as bad... I think I'm good...
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #289 on: May 02, 2007, 05:51:39 PM »
Oh my god. What is wrong with teenagers these days. I wasn't one that long ago, but the ones now seem SOOOOO much dumber. I know they aren't ALL dumb, but the dumbness seems to be enhanced. Must be too much cell phone radiation :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #290 on: May 02, 2007, 06:05:27 PM »
Have I met her? (I know I've asked this before but ... yeah...)
lol, when I posted I remembered asking it but didn't realize I had asked it before in the very same thread. ::)

*must resist urge to lie down*
Ya knw... I actually did after the last one... this one doesn't seem as bad... I think I'm good...
Yea, at least you don't usually see penguins everyday like you do cars and their headlights...
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #291 on: May 02, 2007, 08:29:18 PM »
Oh my god. What is wrong with teenagers these days. I wasn't one that long ago, but the ones now seem SOOOOO much dumber. I know they aren't ALL dumb, but the dumbness seems to be enhanced. Must be too much cell phone radiation :P

I've actually been surprised with the intelligence of a lot of kids in my class.

Though, then again, they're still all freshmen. I'm convinced your IQ goes down as you get older. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #292 on: May 02, 2007, 08:47:26 PM »


I've actually been surprised with the intelligence of a lot of kids in my class.

Though, then again, they're still all freshmen. I'm convinced your IQ goes down as you get older. :P

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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #293 on: May 03, 2007, 07:01:46 AM »
Must be too much cell phone radiation :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #294 on: May 03, 2007, 12:28:06 PM »
I know of young teens who have done no drugs and drank no alcohol that have the IQ of a fly :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #295 on: May 03, 2007, 11:10:10 PM »
That's from getting hit in the head too often. I know from experience. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #296 on: July 12, 2007, 04:21:19 AM »
"Why can't you have a normal adolescent complex like Bulimia?"-My mother. ::)
 
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #297 on: July 12, 2007, 05:06:03 AM »
"Why can't you have a normal adolescent complex like Bulimia?"-My mother. ::)

You have got to be kidding!! That had better have been said in jest because otherwise that was really cruel. >:(
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #298 on: July 12, 2007, 05:06:56 AM »
It was in jest, but I still think it belongs in this thread. :P
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Re: Stupid things you have said or heard
« Reply #299 on: July 12, 2007, 08:15:15 AM »
XD lol... That's hilarious.
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