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Stupid things you have said or heard

Started by Kimmie, May 06, 2004, 05:08:03 AM

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waltzdancing

I was talking to a friend one day a while back and I don't know how we got onto the topic of Australia but my friend randomly told me this...

'Did you know that traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.'

tessspoon

I love the line that Paul said to another guy when he was mad on the show 'The Mole' : "Your whole life is a hypocrite!"

You'd probably have an easier time insulting someone if you at least spoke in sentences that made sense XD

Suzie

Everything Gary Busey just said in an interview with Howard Stern was pretty stupid XD


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Pacman928

I was at Gamestop and here's 2 things I heard that made me want to kill the kids who asked them:

"Do they make Nintendo Brothers for the PS2?"

(two kids talkng)
"What's a Metroid?"
"Oh, it's something from Super Nintendo Smash Brawl."
"Then why does it have it's own game?"
"They just ran out of ideas for games."

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tessspoon

Funny interchange b/w two people in the comments of a KQ5 playthrough on Youtube:

Righton2000
Walking around in that desert, and he still doesn't take off his Robin Hood hat or those dorky blue tights.
HBourgoin
They're pants.
Righton2000
How do you know?
HBourgoin
Because I just know. And they look more like pants than tights.
Righton2000
What do you mean you "just know?" Have you talked to Graham? They're freakin' tights man!
HBourgoin
Well, how do YOU know their tights, hmm?
Righton2000
Check out some of the close-up shots! Their freakin' tights, man!
HBourgoin
They look like pants to me.
Righton2000
FINE! To each his own, I guess. They still look like tights, though.
HBourgoin
In the close-up of Graham and the elf, you can see that Graham's PANTS are somewhat loose-fitting, so the can't be tights because tights are close-fitting.
Righton2000
Where the hell did you see that?!
HBourgoin
In the next part.
Righton2000
So freakin' what? Spandex can crinkle like that! His tights just need ironing!
HBourgoin
Whatever. They're not tights.
Righton2000
For the love of God, whoever you are! We just spent the last 2 to 3 days arguing over the garments of a fictional character in a computer game nearly 10 years old!
HBourgoin
So? You were doing it, too.
Righton2000
I just called him a dork in tights! You dragged this on for no reason cause you thought they were pants!!
HBourgoin
1. Graham's not a dork. 2. They're pants. Think what you think, but I really think they're pants.
Righton2000
This conversation can serve either of us no more purpose. Good day to you!

PirateKingChris

That conversation Pacman heard about Metroid...so ignorant! Silly kids!

And that one is HILARIOUS, Tessy. And they're PANTS!
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tessspoon

Quote from: PirateKingChris on August 21, 2008, 08:42:31 PM
And that one is HILARIOUS, Tessy.
I quite thought so XD

And even Peter Spear says they're pants: "... his usual attire, the short tunic, pants, and high boots of a Ranger" :P

Rosella

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Kelsey: ?
My friend: My boyfriend forgot my name.. XP
Kelsey: Er...
My friend: He's been calling me hun, sweetie, honey, baby, baby girl, etc. for so long that he forgot. XP
Kelsey: That's really not good
My friend: I know XP
My friend: But for some reason I'm not really mad XP
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Delling

From a Bowflex commercial:
Quote"I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends."

Really!? Do you really want to say that when you're being interviewed for a commercial? Your friends (especially those to whom you gave clothes) are just gonna love you after that. ::)
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Nebel

While explaining to someone that I didn't have to shave my head if I wouldn't want my dreads anymore, because the first time I managed to get them out with some combs:
'Didn't you have knots in your hair?'

Like, dude, what do you think dreads are :/
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koko_99_2001

How about something stupid that was seen? I was driving to work today, in the drizzling rain...when I saw a motorcycle next to me. To my surprise...the passenger...was smoking a cigarette. How it was still lit, in the rain...I have absolutely no idea!
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People addicted to cigarettes need them in ANY situation, don't they?
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Carla

Over the weekend at work, there was a woman that came in and she was just trying to get something for nothing (she had already eaten her food and everything) and she looks at her waitress and says "Ma'am, can you take this coffee off of my ticket? It tastes like it has caffeine in it."

What seems impossible now will be a distant memory down the road.

Rosella

"Does this mean I can change my Facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated!?" :D" XP
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Shades2585

#335
Quote from: Rosella on September 15, 2008, 08:18:39 PM
"Does this mean I can change my Facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated!?" :D" XP
LOL That's funny! XD
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Suzie

Quote from: Carla on September 15, 2008, 06:36:50 PM
Over the weekend at work, there was a woman that came in and she was just trying to get something for nothing (she had already eaten her food and everything) and she looks at her waitress and says "Ma'am, can you take this coffee off of my ticket? It tastes like it has caffeine in it."

LOL... XD


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You win pie! - Nebel

Delling

#338
XD @ both... though more at the Latin teacher :P

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Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
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Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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Deloria

Which wouldn't happen if he would actually be doing useful (like explaining the PPP) instead of lecturing us on why females shouldn't be at gymnasium ::) (what would internationally be recognised as high school for all the non-Europeans here).
 
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