two things from conversations with my dad:
Dad: "Whatever happened to Catastrophe Theory?"
Me: "It's obvious, isn't it? It got turned down."
Me: *proposes that Spanish missed an opportunity to improve on Latin by having an inclusive vs. exclusive "we" forms (nostodos vs. nosotros was the idea)*
Dad: ...but Brandon, you know how languages are: they don't improve--they decline.

Awesome points to be awarded to anyone who gets the first one.
