Hi everyone! So I use this site called Swagbucks. They had this offer to buy a game for $2.99 and in return you'd get 800 points, which is like $8. I figured what the heck. So I downloaded this game that sounded a lot like the old King's Quest games. It was so lame. I finished it in like two hours. But it made me nostalgic for the old King's Quest and LSL games. (Yes I am a girl and yes I love LSL. He's such a little pervert and I love him for it!)
Anyway, I googled games like King's Quest and yours was the third link on the list. Click.
I'm trying to patiently wait for my download to finish but I've still got 8 minutes and 54 seconds and counting.
I think I was like twelve when I played my first King's Quest game. I had sucky eye hand coordination so I can't tell you how many times I died just walking into crap.
Six minutes and 52 seconds remaining.
I just had a baby and it was most definitely not immaculate conception, so I'm sure you can figure out I'm not a virgin. (Seems to be a lot of public declarations about people's virginity on this forum?) I am married though, so don't stone me or anything.
Three minutes and 47 seconds remaining.
I did kiss a girl once, and I liked it, but she wasn't wearing any cherry chapstick. I prefer strawberry flavour anyway.
Less than a minute now, and I've run out of interesting things to say, so I'll bid you adieu for now!
xoxo ash