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I could pee on this
« on: January 27, 2013, 03:11:30 AM »
I thought I'd share this with my wonderful friends, here.

You're welcome <3 :P

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Re: I could pee on this
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 05:41:16 AM »
times like these, I'm glad I'm allergic to cats :P

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Re: I could pee on this
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2013, 10:14:18 AM »
As am I, stika. Meaning, of course, they all want to sit by me and rub all over me.

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Re: I could pee on this
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2013, 11:47:13 AM »
Brilliant poem!

I don't think I've ever been peed on by a cat, though. They seem to like me enough not to pee on me. :P
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Re: I could pee on this
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2013, 04:16:54 PM »
Well this just pisses me off. ;)
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Re: I could pee on this
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2013, 05:18:24 PM »
bwahahaha  :rofl:

I <3 this poem. Though I've never known a cat to go around peeing on everything (I do know that it can be a problem, it's just not one I've encountered).

Oh, also, I read it in my head in this voice. (Except the poem is in English... so the voice is that guy's voice with a heavy French accent but speaking English. :P)
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

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Re: I could pee on this
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2013, 09:51:32 AM »
Nice one although i am glad we always had cats who doesnt pee on things. ;)
Although the poem is somehow cute, its there way of protesting. ;)