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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2013, 04:58:19 PM »
No Oldbushie throat-sausage for me, thanks. :X

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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2013, 04:14:07 AM »
*gets the popcorn*

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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2013, 12:54:19 AM »
@Oldbushie: Good to see people vending for the crowd :P

Hahaha! I was about to say, what the hell was that!? haha, talk about offtopic in an offtopic world :P


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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2013, 09:16:39 AM »
Ok, I've posted a public apology at the feet of my beloved but have got no response, Say hasn't responded to my latest insult and the duel is still ongoing.

We also have spectators sitting in the aisles eating handfuls of Oldbushie's snacks. :P

So:

*takes advantage of Say's sleepiness to lunge forward with his rapier and deliver a flurry of blows* :P

You are the weasel-child of a greedy banker and a corrupt politician! You smell like artichokes! You are cultured only in the sense that a petri-dish is!

*delivers his coup-de-grace:*



And with that, I announce that my honour is satisfied. :P
« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 09:21:54 AM by darthkiwi »
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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2013, 09:24:39 AM »
Honour has been satisfied. His Grace, the Prince of the Aquitaine, is victorious. Let the injured be treated.
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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2013, 09:27:09 AM »
* Deloria rushes out from the throng of spectators and throws her arms around Darthkiwi, covering him in kisses and thanking him profusely for restoring her honour. <3
 
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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2013, 09:30:29 AM »
*Happily embraces Deloria, taking her back to her Salon where cake will be served* :P
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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2013, 09:39:35 AM »
Yes, there is post-duel cake! :D
 
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Re: I demand satisfaction!
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2013, 07:54:20 AM »
So, anyone want to duel? It's fun! :D

Also, you needn't necessarily use insults if you'd rather roleplay sword/pistol/cannon/hot air balloon duelling.

And yes, there have been hot air balloon duels. :P
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