TSL - Cease and Desist
Started by Deloria, February 13, 2013, 08:01:39 AM
Quote from: KatieHal on February 13, 2013, 09:02:59 AMFun! Do people then come here to declare who they suspect/accuse of being the killer?
QuoteA unidentified man is found squashed beneath a grand piano. The piano was suspended on a rope that went all the way up to a hook in the ceiling; the rope was secured to a ring that was stuck in the floor. A sign beside the ring says "untie me for a surprise!" Beside the ring is a pack of playing cards; they are scattered everywhere. A copy of "The A-Z of International Murders" has been left on the floor with an inscription on the flyleaf: "NOT ELEGANT ENOUGH!!!! Grrrr arh snap crazy sounds" The murdered man has nothing in his pockets except a one-way plane ticket to Timbuktu.
Quote from: darthkiwi on February 19, 2013, 03:21:57 PMQuoteSometimes the narrator is just so fed up that she ends the game whether you like it or not.Haha, I like that idea. But I can't help wondering... are these deaths ELEGANT enough? Surely they lack a certain... FINESSE? I made some notes about this in a book I had but for the life of me I can't find it now... Oh well. *is totally useless at finding things*
QuoteSometimes the narrator is just so fed up that she ends the game whether you like it or not.
QuoteAs soon as you enter the laboratory, you smell burning flesh. On the floor is what appears to be an empty set of clothes, laid out in the shape of a person in a puddle of ooze. Nearby, an empty can of Red Bull is tipped over. You ask the police chief what happened and his only comment is, "Looks like the Red Bull *literally* gave him wings." Upon inspecting the can very carefully, you see that it was lined in order to contain what must have been an extremely caustic chemical. Also, for some strange reason there is a mustache drawn on the bull's face.