The Ultimate Murder Mysteries

[snabbott]

I suspect two people... but... I don't think I have enough evidence...

Snabbott and Katie, you go first. I don't think I have enough to bring a case to bear.

Well, it's a good thing cases aren't judged by bears.

I'd rather wait for more evidence. What I have is rather circumstantial.

[KatieHal]

In that case, I'll go ahead--with my FIVE pieces of damning evidence against OldBushie!!

-> Look questioningly at "daddy" and squeak.

The father twirls his mustache, thinking to himself. "Fine, he can come with us, but he'd better have enough energy to keep up with our performance! Oh, and please feed the bull, I do believe it's time for lunch."

I love Cortez the Red. I wonder how he'd look with a mustache...

Evidence bolded for emphasis.

[Deloria]

Katie's solved it! For future references, the murderer only needs to leave one clue behind and it can be about any piece of information at the crime scene; there doesn't necessarily have to be more than one clue in it, but there can be.

[Oldbushie]

He was thirsty! And I was trying to help his indigestion! I'm innocent I swear!!

[KatieHal]

You'll rot in jail forever for this!!

I originally only noticed one mustache clue, but then I caught all the others when quoting the evidence

[stika]

I think I'm going to suck at this game, I'd never catch on to that, lol

[Deloria]

*waits impatiently for another case*

[darthkiwi]

Come on, somebody murder somebody!

[Deloria]

The body of a famous celebutante lies forlorn and forgotten at the bottom of a well. The well's water has been dyed neon pink. Her fingers are scarred with video game company logos. Scratched into her arms and legs are what look to be messages from a text parser, including "I don't understand 'bedazzle'.", "I don't understand 'adorbs'.", "I don't understand 'totes'." The police report for the cold case tells you only that the resident criminal psychologist had determined that this was obviously the work of a deranged obsessive compulsive.

Get cracking!

[KatieHal]

I have a suspect, but I'll wait since I got the last one.

[Oldbushie]

Awful! :-o I hear Bedazzler stains are a pain to get out.

[Oldbushie]

I suspect darthkiwi of escaping jail and committing another murder!

-> Panic!

Becoming increasingly paranoid and convinced that the thumping in your head is approaching footsteps, you waggle your adorable little legs in the air and squeak wildly, but to no effect. (But you do look totes adorbz )

[Deloria]

Since we are dealing with different time zones here, a day is the 24-hour period from posting of the murder.

DARTHKIWI, are these allegations true? Have you murdered again? 

[darthkiwi]

Um, I don't think so? I mean, I might have murdered somebody in my sleep, by accident, or something. But I don't remember committing this one?

I think you have the wrong guy, officer!

[KatieHal]

Huh, you were also my suspect, for that exact same post!

[Deloria]

But darthkiwi posted that four hours before the body was found.

[KatieHal]

That only proves it was premeditated!

[Oldbushie]

Does anyone here follow the Vlogbrothers? I'm personally interested in many of their endeavours, with exception perhaps to the now infamous Lizzie Bennet Diaries, which I can't stand watching because of the near-constant uses of the words "totes" and "adorbs" which just makes me go on rampage.

Maybe Deloria herself? How could you??

[darthkiwi]

*Gasp!* How could you? And without me, too! It could have been our thing!

[Deloria]

*Gasp!* How could you? And without me, too! It could have been our thing!

I wanted to involve you. That's why we would have gone for the same thing. It was our thing.