Author Topic: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries  (Read 11458 times)

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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2013, 03:42:39 PM »
I suspect two people... but... I don't think I have enough evidence... :S

Snabbott and Katie, you go first. I don't think I have enough to bring a case to bear. :P
Well, it's a good thing cases aren't judged by bears. :P

I'd rather wait for more evidence. What I have is rather circumstantial.

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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2013, 05:16:12 PM »
In that case, I'll go ahead--with my FIVE pieces of damning evidence against OldBushie!!

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I love Cortez the Red. :D I wonder how he'd look with a mustache...

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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2013, 05:55:33 PM »
Katie's solved it! :D For future references, the murderer only needs to leave one clue behind and it can be about any piece of information at the crime scene; there doesn't necessarily have to be more than one clue in it, but there can be. :)
 
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2013, 06:44:05 PM »
He was thirsty! And I was trying to help his indigestion! :( I'm innocent I swear!!
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2013, 07:51:14 PM »
You'll rot in jail forever for this!!

I originally only noticed one mustache clue, but then I caught all the others when quoting the evidence :)

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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2013, 03:12:08 AM »
I think I'm going to suck at this game, I'd never catch on to that, lol

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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2013, 04:17:48 AM »
*waits impatiently for another case* :P
 
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #27 on: February 21, 2013, 07:19:59 AM »
Come on, somebody murder somebody! :P
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #28 on: February 21, 2013, 10:42:30 AM »
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The body of a famous celebutante lies forlorn and forgotten at the bottom of a well. The well's water has been dyed neon pink. Her fingers are scarred with video game company logos. Scratched into her arms and legs are what look to be messages from a text parser, including "I don't understand 'bedazzle'.", "I don't understand 'adorbs'.", "I don't understand 'totes'." The police report for the cold case tells you only that the resident criminal psychologist had determined that this was obviously the work of a deranged obsessive compulsive.

Get cracking!
 
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #29 on: February 21, 2013, 11:05:17 AM »
I have a suspect, but I'll wait since I got the last one. :)

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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2013, 08:25:58 PM »
Awful! :-o I hear Bedazzler stains are a pain to get out.
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2013, 08:52:34 PM »
I suspect darthkiwi of escaping jail and committing another murder! :o
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2013, 04:30:46 AM »
Since we are dealing with different time zones here, a day is the 24-hour period from posting of the murder.

DARTHKIWI, are these allegations true? Have you murdered again?  :o
 
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2013, 11:30:15 AM »
Um, I don't think so? XD I mean, I might have murdered somebody in my sleep, by accident, or something. XD But I don't remember committing this one?

I think you have the wrong guy, officer!
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2013, 12:04:30 PM »
Huh, you were also my suspect, for that exact same post!

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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2013, 12:22:43 PM »
But darthkiwi posted that four hours before the body was found. :P
 
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2013, 01:15:15 PM »
That only proves it was premeditated!

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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2013, 01:18:02 PM »
Does anyone here follow the Vlogbrothers? I'm personally interested in many of their endeavours, with exception perhaps to the now infamous Lizzie Bennet Diaries, which I can't stand watching because of the near-constant uses of the words "totes" and "adorbs" which just makes me go on rampage. :P
Maybe Deloria herself? :o How could you?? :'(
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2013, 01:46:21 PM »
*Gasp!* How could you? And without me, too! It could have been our thing! :P
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Re: The Ultimate Murder Mysteries
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2013, 07:38:46 AM »
*Gasp!* How could you? And without me, too! It could have been our thing! :P
I wanted to involve you. :( That's why we would have gone for the same thing. It was our thing. :(
 
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