YAAAAAAAY We'll be locked up together for ever and ever
In the back of an alley at the base of a brick wall, the purveyor of some perfidious slash fic was found... slashed to death, in fact. Above his body was scrawled in his own blood: "Deal with that guy" followed by a box with a checkmark in it. A notebook with various lab notes on biological topics was found at the man's feet. In his hands, he clutches the next episode in some truly horrible slash-fic pairing... well, some things just should not be. His head is resting on a stack of grammar books: a thesaurus, Strunk & White's, and a dictionary.