> swallow the mousey toy
Taking a deep breath, you open your mouth and try to gulp down the mousey toy. This takes a few attempts because your little bunneh oesophagus takes some persuading. The kitten looks at you in confusion as you gulp, splutter and force the toy down your poor bunneh throat.
"Oh noes!" you say. "Now you'll have to operate on me to get your toy back!"
The kitten stares at you impassively. He suddenly whips out a huge box of tools: a scalpel, a circular saw, two syringes, a hacksaw and a hammer.
A hammer.
"Well well," the kitten says. "I suppose we'll have to operate. And because I have no opposable thumbs, my surgical skills are like those of a drunk person. I imagine my paws will wave about in great confusion as
I desperately try to bash my way through your ribcage. Oh well!"
--> Run.
--> Try, desperately, to vomit.
--> Run.
--> Seriously, RUN.
--> Download a surgeon simulator patch, which will improve kitteh's abilities immediately. (Note: this patch doesn't exist in real life. But let's pretend, eh?)