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Groaners!
« on: February 19, 2013, 11:18:32 AM »
I don't know about you, but I enjoy making bad jokes and puns, and where better to share them than the Asylum?

Here are some puns with a common theme:

Imitation diamond?
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Fake poop?
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Feigned ache?
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And then there are a couple that only science people (and only some of them) will get. I'll share them anyway. :P Delling, at least, should get them (I think). These are particularly bad. You have been warned.

What do you call a biochemist's spelling checker?
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What do you call a display of human cell culture?
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What about you? Any groaners to share? :P

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Re: Groaners!
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 03:15:37 PM »
I love your terrible puns. XD I'll post any if I think of any.
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Re: Groaners!
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 04:17:50 PM »
A key wearing big glasses?

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Re: Groaners!
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 05:07:41 PM »
Do we do this in the Q. A. format, or can we do other things like "Holy One-Liners, Batman?"
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Re: Groaners!
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 10:36:38 PM »
What did the hospital staff say to the lost patient who asked where she was?

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Re: Groaners!
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2013, 07:09:19 AM »
XD

Do we do this in the Q. A. format, or can we do other things like "Holy One-Liners, Batman?"
The format is up to you!

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