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Started by snabbott, February 19, 2013, 11:18:32 AM

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snabbott

I don't know about you, but I enjoy making bad jokes and puns, and where better to share them than the Asylum?

Here are some puns with a common theme:

Imitation diamond?
[spoiler]shamrock[/spoiler]

Fake poop?
[spoiler]shampoo[/spoiler]

Feigned ache?
[spoiler]champagne[/spoiler]

And then there are a couple that only science people (and only some of them) will get. I'll share them anyway. :P Delling, at least, should get them (I think). These are particularly bad. You have been warned.

What do you call a biochemist's spelling checker?
[spoiler]A typoisomerase.
topoisomerase = protein that changes how tightly DNA is wound.
isomer = same atoms but rearranged[/spoiler]

What do you call a display of human cell culture?
[spoiler]A HeLa case
HeLa = human cancer cell line
helicase = protein that unwinds DNA[/spoiler]

What about you? Any groaners to share? :P

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

darthkiwi

I love your terrible puns. XD I'll post any if I think of any.
Prince of the Aquitaine. Duke of York.

Knight errant and consort to Her Grace the Empress Deloria of the Holy Roman Empire, Queene of all Albion and Princess Palatine.

GrahamRocks!

A key wearing big glasses?

[spoiler]Dorky![/spoiler]


LadyTerra

Do we do this in the Q. A. format, or can we do other things like "Holy One-Liners, Batman?"
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


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Oldbushie

What did the hospital staff say to the lost patient who asked where she was?

[spoiler]Urinalysis Wonderland![/spoiler]
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snabbott

XD

Quote from: LadyTerra on February 19, 2013, 05:07:41 PM
Do we do this in the Q. A. format, or can we do other things like "Holy One-Liners, Batman?"
The format is up to you!

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining