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Describe a game/movie poorly, but accurately

Started by stika, April 19, 2013, 06:42:22 AM

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LadyTerra

Was your father murdered, Oh God of the land with a Cherub sidekick?
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


Aww!  You have the Sword of Hugging +3!  All of your attacks deal affectionate damage!

darthkiwi

I have no idea, but this is hilarious. I'm getting a really weird impression of a game/movie that's basically Hamlet on speed. XD
Prince of the Aquitaine. Duke of York.

Knight errant and consort to Her Grace the Empress Deloria of the Holy Roman Empire, Queene of all Albion and Princess Palatine.

Balinaeri

Yes, I'm totally lost too.

And I was wrong about Dungeon Hunter. In the first one, you're the king who has died. You've been resurrected to save the kingdom from..well, your wife who died and you resurrected, but she turned evil. (ok, so it doesn't make much sense). Anyway, you awaken in your tomb.

In DH2, you're the son. But Daddy's not quite dead yet. This time you have to rescue the kingdom from your brother who has turned to evil. And you wake up imprisoned in the middle of nowhere, while your brother has usurped your throne.

Really, this is a seriously screwed up family. Even Shakespeare didn't create families with this many issues.
In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

LadyTerra

Oy vey.  I'm either really good at describing this terribly, or no one has ever played this game.

I'm hoping someone gets this: Your vassal commands an entire army of incompetent penguins.
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


Aww!  You have the Sword of Hugging +3!  All of your attacks deal affectionate damage!

Oldbushie

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LadyTerra

Quote from: Oldbushie on April 26, 2013, 09:46:47 AM
Disgaea?

dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding!!  We have a procurer of victory!

Your turn.
I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


Aww!  You have the Sword of Hugging +3!  All of your attacks deal affectionate damage!

Oldbushie

Woohoo! :D

Alright, a movie...

A horse neighs every time a certain woman's name is said.
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LadyTerra

I have my cake and eat it too, until it's gone.  Then I can't do either.


Aww!  You have the Sword of Hugging +3!  All of your attacks deal affectionate damage!

Oldbushie

.......... <3 Oldbushie <3 ..........
Forum Emoticon God
Master of Time and Space
Aerobush of the Jarada Knights
TSL Programmer
and...
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Hero Of The Queene!


stika

Don't feel bad Terra, part of the fun is people not guessing :D

stika

Should I take LadyTerra's turn? I don't mind, but I'm afraid to stealing her turn :(

Oldbushie

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stika

mmm... alright:


Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything   :rofl:

snabbott

Ummm... a game where the protagonist has poor spelling and grammar?

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Oldbushie

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stika

wait, you're really not familiar with this old meme? :P

Oldbushie

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stika

alright then umm... you drive vehicle and shoot aliens :P

darthkiwi

Zewo Ring? Please tell me of the answer correct. ;D
Prince of the Aquitaine. Duke of York.

Knight errant and consort to Her Grace the Empress Deloria of the Holy Roman Empire, Queene of all Albion and Princess Palatine.

stika

you there's a woman who 'lives' in your helmet :P