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Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« on: April 22, 2013, 03:16:26 PM »


Erica won't eat'em
Davies won't eat'em
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Not even Robert who's been on the streets for 3 years will eat them.

I say we should all try and guess just what's in those things
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2013, 03:18:16 PM »
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2013, 03:19:28 PM »
Maybe he's not using Chicken eggs? :O

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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2013, 03:20:50 PM »
Maybe they've just gone off? Actually, egg salad sandwiches can smell a bit rancid sometimes...
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2013, 03:23:54 PM »
Maybe they've just gone off? Actually, egg salad sandwiches can smell a bit rancid sometimes...
Robert's been living on the street for 3 years. I think he'd even eat a month old pizza if he found one :P

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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2013, 03:33:39 PM »
Well...
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John said, "So that's the smell! And you blamed it on my sandwich."

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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2013, 03:35:51 PM »
I hate the smell of egg salad. And the look of it. Just yuck!

I don't blame Robert--that thing had been sitting out all day by the time she offered it to him!


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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2013, 11:16:31 PM »
That's Cesar's favorite.


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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2013, 06:03:09 PM »
I could've sworn there was a way to give it to Robert, but I can't remember how. 

Personally though, the only egg sandwiches I can tolerate are the ones from Jack in the Box.  And even so, I'd prefer if they didn't sit around getting cold.

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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2013, 10:24:00 PM »
I think you have to
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2013, 04:34:30 AM »
Oh, one more thing.  Check this out.  This is my brother's old web comic; which... I'm not sure if he's going to start updating again.  And for those of you who don't speak German, scroll to the bottom for the translation of the last two lines.

http://raeofdarkness.comicgenesis.com/d/20070803.html

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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2013, 04:58:46 AM »
I think you have to
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yep. But I've found most people don't do that, based on my FB experiences

Oh, one more thing.  Check this out.  This is my brother's old web comic; which... I'm not sure if he's going to start updating again.  And for those of you who don't speak German, scroll to the bottom for the translation of the last two lines.

http://raeofdarkness.comicgenesis.com/d/20070803.html

Lol that was pretty funny :P

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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2013, 05:46:57 AM »
I think you have to
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yep. But I've found most people don't do that, based on my FB experiences
Yeah - it's pretty obvious what the "right" choices are for the most part. I don't really get why someone would choose to act like a jerk. Then again, I don't get why someone would choose an Evil alignment in an RPG, either.

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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2013, 05:53:04 AM »
Oh, one more thing.  Check this out.  This is my brother's old web comic; which... I'm not sure if he's going to start updating again.  And for those of you who don't speak German, scroll to the bottom for the translation of the last two lines.

http://raeofdarkness.comicgenesis.com/d/20070803.html
New favorite insult - "Du hast kartoffelsalat im kopf." XD
(Should that be "Sie haben"? I'm not sure how the formal/informal "you" thing applies when you're insulting someone. :P)
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2013, 06:33:05 AM »
I think you have to
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yep. But I've found most people don't do that, based on my FB experiences
Yeah - it's pretty obvious what the "right" choices are for the most part. I don't really get why someone would choose to act like a jerk. Then again, I don't get why someone would choose an Evil alignment in an RPG, either.
because being evil is "cool" or something :P

I remember in Neverwinter Nights 1 &2 and in the Baldur's Gate games I'd always create a lawful evil character and by the end of the game he was lawful good, I just couldn't be mean to those poor NPCs :P

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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2013, 08:07:48 AM »
Oh, one more thing.  Check this out.  This is my brother's old web comic; which... I'm not sure if he's going to start updating again.  And for those of you who don't speak German, scroll to the bottom for the translation of the last two lines.

http://raeofdarkness.comicgenesis.com/d/20070803.html
New favorite insult - "Du hast kartoffelsalat im kopf." XD
(Should that be "Sie haben"? I'm not sure how the formal/informal "you" thing applies when you're insulting someone. :P)
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2013, 10:11:20 AM »
Thanks, Deloria! That's kind of what I was thinking, but I wasn't sure if it was strictly a matter of politeness. Kind of like I'm not sure if it's ok to use "fressen" instead of "essen" to indicate that someone is eating like an animal. :P
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2013, 10:39:39 AM »
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2013, 10:44:31 AM »
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Re: Just what IS in those Egg Sandwiches?
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2013, 02:36:13 PM »
Some egg sandwiches are rather delicious, though :D





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