Alex's Birthday!

[koko_99_2001]

* Cat thinks that another drink may cause Jimmy to become even more confused.

[J-ROC]

*hic!*

Neeevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar....

*collapses*

[koko_99_2001]

* Cat plays the nice girl and covers Jimmy with a blanket

[J-ROC]

*shifts*

*murmurs  "Mmm...mmm...Mommy?"*


*goes into a heavy snore*  

[koko_99_2001]

* Cat leaves room before she can be mistaken for anyone else

[Drunken Chinchilla]

wtf?

[J-ROC]

I simulated a night of binge drinking here.  That's how I celebrate birthdays.

[koko_99_2001]

Alex, you swing by and you still don't blow out your candles.  No matter, they've melted into the cake.  Waxy cake anyone??

*starts cutting slices and puts on plates*

[J-ROC]

No thanks.  Wax constipates me.    

[koko_99_2001]

You can scrape the wax off...it's only on part of the icing.  It's good cake...I made it myself...AND from scratch.  No cake mix cakes for me anymore!

Cat

[copycat]

Well, since Alex doesn't show up, I might as well begin eating.

*eats some of koko's cake, after meticulously (?sp) removing the wax*
Mmmmm, delicious

[Questing Character]

Meticulously.  Good SAT word.  Gah, gag me.  I sound like an english teacher.  I wish I were 21 at times like this. I'd join you getting plastered there, James.

[J-ROC]

Only have to be 18 here in Alberta, buddy!

We could get you all hammered and then you could call that girl!

Don't worry, I'll be gentle and make sure you don't drink too much that it makes you sick.  

[Questing Character]

I'm still a year too young, even in Alberta.  And I think I'd be less able to make the call if I were drunk...have to be able to ush buttons you know!

[J-ROC]

I can hold my liquor pretty good, my man....it's all good.

And hey, you're allowed to drink underage if it's at a private residence and supervised by an adult.  Although you guys know better, from a legal point of view I'm considered an "adult".

[Questing Character]

Why would I be in a house with you?

[J-ROC]

FINE!  Then don't ever suggest getting plastered with me again....

[Questing Character]

I dunno, I just assumed they'd have better drinks at..say...a bar?

[J-ROC]

They can be equally good at the homestead (internet is great for drink recipes!) and it's much cheaper to drink at home.  Much.
What costs me $35 at home will cost me more than $100 at the bars.

[Questing Character]

But with you making the drinks, I have to be careful what I say.