Poems and Quips

[Oldbushie]

Please post your favorite poems and quips, whether they be yours or someone else's (with credit where it's due of course). Have fun!

[DragonSlyr]

This is for Quest for Glory 4 about good old famous ERROR 52!!!



Error 52
They screamed until their face turned blue
Did everything that they could do
They went so far, were almost through
And Crash! came Error 52.

And now they start feeling blue
Going mad, and so would you
Wondering what they could do
To fix Error 52.

They then ask others for a clue
On what it is they need to do
Download programs, MoSlo too
To get by Error 52.

Nothing worked, nothing new
To help try to get on through
They vowed Sierra, they'd sue
Over Error 52.

And their exasperation grew
With QG4 and Sierra too
The day they bought it, they now rue
For then came Error 52.

Oh dear, now what shall they do?
They've gone and broke their CPU
Tore each diskette into two
Because of Error 52!
):c ):c ):c ):c ):c ):c ):c ):c            Source: A Hero's Quest for Glory

[Oldbushie]

Heh heh heh.

I dunno about error 52, but I do know that I cannot seem to get one of the QFGs working. I haven't tried in a while, I'll give it a shot again tho.

[Oldbushie]

It is QFG4, and I got it working after a bit but every time I go to Windows and come back, the game crashes the computer. And I can't get that darn Windows toolbar to disappear.

[Oldbushie]

KQ9
By Cesar and the Killer Monkeys

We is gonna do it,
We is gonna do it,
(monkeys bang the drums)

With Say at the helm, and me and Rich steerin'
We is gonna do it!
We is gonna do it!

We got cool pics,
We got cool style,
With our 2000 page script
We are goin' da mile

...

feel free to add more verses

[DragonSlyr]

Why did you want to take the windows toolbar away? Did cesar also real compse that poem with you too?

[Oldbushie]

Oh, never mind, I can finally play the game normally. But only in DOS... for some reason I cannot go south in the cave in the Windows version, which is just plain weird.

And no, Cesar didn't help make that poem, if he did the grammar would probably be more out of whack... He's probably better at rap grammar than me.