Strange chats in the night...

[Jafar]

Here's everything you need to know about nothing.

The Knight (9/17/2005 8:46:27 PM): I was brought up on Adventures and RPGs.
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:46:53 PM): lol
Jafar (9/17/2005 8:46:59 PM): I was brought up on EVERYTHING
Jafar (9/17/2005 8:47:00 PM): 
The Knight (9/17/2005 8:47:14 PM): But you don't know EVERYTHING!
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:47:23 PM): on everything? ??
The Knight (9/17/2005 8:49:21 PM): No one knows everything on everything.
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:49:44 PM): does someone know anything about nothing
The Knight (9/17/2005 8:49:59 PM): No. Since Nothing is nothing, there's nothing to know about nothing.
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:50:00 PM): oddly enough
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:50:10 PM): so true
Jafar (9/17/2005 8:50:13 PM): Thats everything you need to know about nothing

[racx_00]

Here's everything you need to know about nothing.

The Knight (9/17/2005 8:46:27 PM): I was brought up on Adventures and RPGs.
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:46:53 PM): lol
Jafar (9/17/2005 8:46:59 PM): I was brought up on EVERYTHING
Jafar (9/17/2005 8:47:00 PM): 
The Knight (9/17/2005 8:47:14 PM): But you don't know EVERYTHING!
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:47:23 PM): on everything? ??
The Knight (9/17/2005 8:49:21 PM): No one knows everything on everything.
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:49:44 PM): does someone know anything about nothing
The Knight (9/17/2005 8:49:59 PM): No. Since Nothing is nothing, there's nothing to know about nothing.
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:50:00 PM): oddly enough
Rafael (9/17/2005 8:50:10 PM): so true
Jafar (9/17/2005 8:50:13 PM): Thats everything you need to know about nothing

You can know that nothing is also a word, therefore you xan know something about the word nothing and what nothing means

[Jafar]

When jokes collide...

Jafar says:
Knock Knock!
Jason says:
who's there?
Jafar says:
Yo momma!
Jafar says:
Wait, wrong joke
Jafar says:
Er
Jason says:

Jafar says:
This is the chicken from across the street speaking
Jafar says:
I'm taking a survey
Jason says:
what kinda survey? 
Jafar says:
Have you ever walked into a bar before, and if so, were you followed by a priest, a rabbi, and a generic religious 3rd dude? 
Jason says:
lol
Jason says:
no 
Jafar says:
*takes notes*
Jafar says:
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? 
Jason says:
yes
Jafar says:
So am I 
Jason says:
lol
Jafar says:
One more question
Jafar says:
How much wood would Peter Piper chuck if he sold better butter by the seashore?
Jason says:
3
Jafar says:
That will be all for now
Jafar says:
Thank you for participating 
Jason says:

Jason says:
no problem 

[Yonkey]

lol

[Rosella]

Valanice, cheese, and misc. fruit.

Happy Rosella    says:
You know what I've decided is just as annoying, but less frequent than "'Tis beyong my reach!"?
Happy Rosella    says:
*beyond
Jafar says:
"Blah blah poor people blah blah take money blah blah they won't mind"?
Happy Rosella    says:
No
Happy Rosella    says:
"Blast! I can't REACH it!"
Happy Rosella    says:

Jafar says:
"Come a little closer! I caan't REEEEEECH it!"
Jafar says:
Cheese, eh?
Happy Rosella    says:
Valanice is too worried about getting her dress wet, so she won't just take the cheese.
Happy Rosella    says:
I mean, how big can the pond thing be?
Happy Rosella    says:
She barely even tries!
Jafar says:
Do not disturb the water
Happy Rosella    says:
Fine.
Happy Rosella    says:
*throws a rock at it*
Jafar says:
*mutant Octopus comes out*
Happy Rosella    says:
Is this the part where I can say "Mellon" and run away?
Jafar says:
*bangs on the door*
Jafar says:
Melon!
Jafar says:
MELON!
Jafar says:

Happy Rosella    says:
I thought it had 2 L's.
Happy Rosella    says:
Mellon! 
Jafar says:
You mean like, Mellon?
Jafar says:
*door opens*
Happy Rosella    says:

Jafar says:
*runs inside*
Happy Rosella    says:
*runs after you*
Jafar says:
Um... Bananna!
Jafar says:
*door closes*
Happy Rosella    says:

Jafar says:
Phew...

[Father Ghostface]

UGH! At least you guys didn't have to chat with this LOSER!!! He copied everything I did on AIM! My AIM name is MichaelH2K0, he copied that. And that's nothing!!! Look at this chat I had with him just now:

MichaelH2K0: Hello!
MichaelH2K0: Hello!
MichaelH2K0: What's up?
MichaelH2K0: What's up?
MichaelH2K0: STOP MOCKING ME!
MichaelH2K0: STOP MOCKING ME!
MichaelH2K0: I'm stupid.
MichaelH2K0: I'm stupid.
MichaelH2K0: HA! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF!
MichaelH2K0: HA! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF!
MichaelH2K0: No you did!
MichaelH2K0: No you did!
MichaelH2K0: UGH!
MichaelH2K0: UGH!
MichaelH2K0: How come your copying me?
MichaelH2K0: How come your copying me?
MichaelH2K0: Is this Copycat from the KQIX Forums???
MichaelH2K0: Is this Copycat from the KQIX Forums???
MichaelH2K0: NO!!!! I ASKED YOU!
MichaelH2K0: NO!!!! I ASKED YOU!
MichaelH2K0: YOUR MEAN!
MichaelH2K0: YOUR MEAN!
MichaelH2K0: No, YOUR mean!
MichaelH2K0: No, YOUR mean!
MichaelH2K0: STOP IT!
MichaelH2K0: STOP IT!
MichaelH2K0: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
MichaelH2K0: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
MichaelH2K0: Your such a loser!
MichaelH2K0: Your such a loser!

That guy is such a loser, I swear...

[Yonkey]

You should have blocked him and see if he copies that.

[Rosella]

(19:59:14) Nikki: KANGAROO!
(20:01:20) Kelsey: Mmmmm
(20:01:26) Kelsey: Coke zero
(20:01:33) Nikki: omgsh i have that like rite now
(20:01:36) Kelsey: *is impersonating Nikki today*
(20:01:37) Kelsey:
(20:01:40) Nikki: like im drinking it rite now
(20:01:45) Kelsey: Awesome!
(20:02:18) Nikki: i knowww!!
(20:02:32) Nikki: *cough* soul sisterrr
(20:02:58) Kelsey:
(20:03:59) Kelsey: I read your thing and then  I was like "Dirty Little Secret, Boyfriend, Unwritten, those are songs I like and haven't heard in a while"
(20:04:04) Kelsey: So I listened to them
(20:04:29) Kelsey: And I'm drinking coke zero
(20:04:55) Nikki: whee! im contagious!
(20:05:00) Kelsey:
(20:05:11) Kelsey: *almost spit coke on the computer*
(20:05:12) Kelsey:
(20:05:27) Nikki: lol!
(20:05:34) Nikki: im contagious AND i make ppl spit!
(20:05:50) Kelsey: *almost chocked*
(20:05:53) Kelsey: *choked
(20:05:53) Kelsey:
(20:06:21) Nikki: im contagious, i make ppl spit, AND i almost killed my best friend
(20:11:16) Kelsey:
(20:11:42) Kelsey: *loves this song*
(20:11:55) Kelsey: Mountain
(20:12:21) Nikki: oh same here
(20:13:16) Nikki: nicole likes that song!
(20:13:54) Kelsey:

[Jafar]

Nicole-itus isn't very serious, but you'll have to stay in bed for a week and not eat\drink anything with too much sugar.

[Rosella]

Coke zero doesn't have any sugar.

[Jafar]

So? I'm the certified genius, I say no soda!

[Rosella]

You just said no sugar!

[Jafar]

And I also say no soft drinks, or pop, or whatever you call it these days.

[racx_00]

What happens if a guy gets Nicole-itus?

[Jafar]

He'll change his name to Nicholas.

[Rosella]

More insane very long chats with Nicole! She was looking for ideas for her Thomas Jefferson application essay, and I was trying to get vocab words.

(15:33:53) Nikki: Ideas from the packet:
(15:34:14) Nikki: Are you on any math teams, such as your school's math team or Math counts team?
(15:34:17) Nikki: (um, check.)
(15:34:52) Nikki: Have you competed in a Math Olympiad are any math contest at school?
(15:34:58) Nikki: (not really.)
(15:35:18) Nikki: Have you been awarded any math prizes or awards?
(15:35:21) Nikki: (nope.)
(15:35:38) Kelsey: Yes you have!
(15:35:43) Kelsey: 6th place team!
(15:35:44) Nikki: Are you taking an advanced math course at school?
(15:35:47) Kelsey: Yes!
(15:36:01) Nikki: (yes, but i already filled in all of my "academic" thingers
(15:36:06) Nikki: *thingers.)
(15:36:56) Nikki: What areas of math particularly interest you? DO you do independent math studies, tutor others in math, or take part in math enrichment programs?
(15:37:04) Nikki: (okay, thats a little excessive..)
(15:37:13) Kelsey:
(15:37:38) Kelsey: When is the vocab due?
(15:37:58) Nikki: tomorrow
(15:38:01) Nikki: How do you use math in your everyday life? Do you have any mathematical hobbies?
(15:38:07) Nikki: (mathematical hobbies?!)
(15:38:09) Kelsey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(15:38:13) Kelsey: I didn't bring it home.
(15:38:26) Nikki: i can give you the words and you can type it up
(15:38:34) Nikki: i've done that like three times and she's taken it
(15:38:39) Kelsey:
(15:38:40) Kelsey: l
(15:38:41) Kelsey: *k
(15:39:04) Nikki: i actually didnt know like any of the words on this vocab list...lol
(15:39:26) Nikki: and while i give them to you, i will continue to ramble on thru this packet
(15:39:34) Nikki: #1) ameliorate
(15:39:41) Nikki: **#1.
(15:40:03) Nikki: Have you ever competed in a Science Olympiad or Science Fair?
(15:40:14) Kelsey: Science Fair.
(15:40:21) Nikki: i'll put science fair if i can just remember what my category was..
(15:40:30) Nikki: do you still have your science fair packet?
(15:40:34) Kelsey: No
(15:40:45) Kelsey: I lost it the week we got it.
(15:41:04) Nikki: lol okay
(15:41:23) Nikki: #2. assuage
(15:42:05) Nikki: Have you been involved in Odyssey of the Mind or Future Problem Solvers?
(15:42:26) Kelsey: I miss Odyssey of the Mind.
(15:42:47) Nikki: What's that again?
(15:42:48) Nikki: XP
(15:42:56) Kelsey: I have NO CLUE.
(15:43:11) Nikki: lol! okay
(15:43:18) Nikki: #3. austere
(15:43:24) Nikki: What science class are you taking? What projects in class have been of particular interest to you?
(15:43:29) Nikki: (*cough* none)
(15:43:35) Kelsey:
(15:44:01) Nikki: Are you in any science-related clubs? Have you done any science related research on your own?
(15:44:12) Nikki: (*cough* DEFINITELY no)
(15:44:21) Kelsey: *remembers studying Quantum Physics*
(15:44:22) Kelsey:
(15:44:40) Nikki: lol
(15:44:50) Nikki: brilliant PANT`z
(15:44:52) Kelsey:
(15:45:15) Nikki: Have you attended any science enrichment programs? (surrreeeee...)
(15:45:28) Kelsey:
(15:45:43) Nikki: Have you taken online science courses?
(15:45:48) Kelsey: o_O
(15:45:54) Nikki: Have you taken any science-related field trips?
(15:46:01) Kelsey: o_O
(15:46:03) Nikki: (now theyre getting desperate)
(15:46:11) Kelsey:
(15:46:49) Nikki: omg they consider a field trip to the park as an academic interest/accomplishment/activity
(15:46:58) Nikki: "um, yeah...i went to the park once...."
(15:47:00) Kelsey:
(15:47:35) Nikki: "i scientifically named all of the pinecones...along with their kingdom, phyla, and family"
(15:47:46) Kelsey:
(15:47:59) Nikki: Have you gone on any science-related family trips?
(15:48:17) Nikki: (hey honey, lets go name pinecones! and while we're at it, lets take the kids!)
(15:48:23) Kelsey: ROFL
(15:48:34) Nikki: Do you use science in your everyday life?
(15:48:39) Nikki: (well, i AM breathing)
(15:48:47) Kelsey:
(15:49:02) Nikki: #4. diatribe
(15:49:28) Nikki: Have you attended science-related summer camps?
(15:50:00) Nikki: Have you been involved in science-related activities in other activities (ex. Scout badges)?
(15:50:06) Kelsey:
(15:50:16) Nikki: (i started a fire!! 10 brownie points for me!)
(15:50:27) Kelsey:
(15:50:32) Kelsey: I miss brownies
(15:50:51) Nikki: (and now i shall construct a handmade megaphone...using only a squirrel, a string, and a megaphone...)
(15:50:56) Nikki: i miss dave the barbarian
(15:50:58) Nikki:
(15:51:07) Kelsey:
(15:51:24) Nikki: #5. parsimonious
(15:52:01) Nikki: Do you regularly read science magazines? (yes-actually , my tj prep instructor told me to XP)
(15:52:16) Nikki: okay i might actually put that if i cant think of anything else
(15:52:26) Kelsey: Yay!
(15:52:50) Nikki: Do you have a science-related hobby?
(15:53:01) Nikki: (is it just me or have they asked that about 5 times?)
(15:53:25) Kelsey: Swing, swing, swing from the tables of...my heart is crushed by a former love, can, you, help, me, find, a way to carry on again....
(15:53:35) Kelsey: Fwah
(15:53:50) Nikki: lol
(15:54:08) Nikki: #6. respite
(15:54:44) Nikki: Have you taken any computer- or technology-related courses?
(15:54:54) Nikki: Have you worked as a technology assistant at your school?
(15:55:00) Kelsey: Well, we took computers at some point in 6th-7th grade.
(15:55:09) Nikki: lol
(15:55:17) Kelsey: I helped Mrs. Burns last year, but that's just me.
(15:55:32) Nikki: *cough* brilliant pants
(15:55:44) Kelsey: And Mrs. Wiseman.
(15:56:37) Nikki: Are you proficient with software applications (such as microsoft office)?
(15:56:46) Kelsey: You like computers!
(15:56:46) Nikki: (yes, but so is half the student population)
(15:56:48) Kelsey:
(15:56:49) Nikki: lol
(15:57:00) Nikki: (i like computers. please accept me. i love you.)
(15:57:05) Nikki: XP
(15:57:33) Nikki: #7. sagacious
(15:58:08) Nikki: Do you have any experience working with computer hardware (ex. building computers, installing a power supply on a computer)?
(15:58:36) Kelsey: o_O
(15:58:46) Nikki: (oh yeah, you see, first i built my own computer, then i gave it a power source. you could say i have my talents.)
(15:58:49) Kelsey:
(16:00:02) Nikki: have you taught yourself to use certain applications or software?
(16:00:18) Nikki: (*yes, i have. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!)
(16:00:20) Kelsey:
(16:00:22) Nikki: **(yes
(16:00:38) Nikki: Have you ever designed a website?
(16:00:53) Nikki: (you should have sssooooooo applied)
(16:03:16) Nikki: Do you "surf the Net"? What do you search for?
(16:03:39) Nikki: (thank the lord josh wyatt does not have to answer this question!)
(16:03:49) Nikki: aw that wasnt nice of me
(16:03:55) Nikki: *mentally slaps self*
(16:04:02) Kelsey:
(16:04:11) Nikki: #8. stoic
(16:04:13) Kelsey: You've designed a website
(16:04:21) Nikki: whoo! like, the only word i knew on the whole list!
(16:04:30) Kelsey: OMGSH! YOU HAVE A FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES AVATAR!!!
(16:04:30) Kelsey:
(16:04:36) Nikki: not seriously...as in i actually kept it up
(16:04:39) Kelsey: *has one for MSN on the other computer*
(16:04:41) Kelsey: So?
(16:04:43) Nikki: lol i knew you'd say something!
(16:04:44) Kelsey: You still made it.
(16:05:04) Kelsey: And you "surf the Net"
(16:05:04) Kelsey:
(16:05:08) Nikki: i'll *consider* putting it on there
(16:05:25) Nikki: Have you done any computer-assisted design projects?
(16:05:43) Nikki: (does that count the 400 bajillion brochures that ive done over the past two years??)
(16:06:09) Nikki: What software do you regularly use and enjoy?
(16:06:14) Kelsey: AIM!
(16:06:18) Nikki: (alice in wonderland!)
(16:06:25) Kelsey: AIW!
(16:06:37) Nikki: AIW, AIM, just flip the last letter upside down
(16:07:46) Nikki: Do you use the computer for volunteer work?
(16:07:56) Nikki: (kind of?)
(16:08:03) Nikki: *is a youthnoise member*
(16:08:14) Nikki: *hasnt really done anything on youthnoise*
(16:08:17) Nikki: XP
(16:08:33) Nikki: whats the potter puppet pals link?
(16:09:27) Nikki: Have you taught anyone else how to use a computer?
(16:09:30) Nikki: (umm no?)
(16:09:47) Nikki: #9. venerate
(16:10:59) Nikki: *watches potter puppet pals*
(16:11:48) Nikki: kelseyyyy!
(16:11:50) Nikki: come back!
(16:11:54) Kelsey: I'm here!
(16:12:06) Nikki: ohh okay
(16:12:17) Nikki: Do you use a digital camera?
(16:12:30) Nikki: i like the part where he stops moving!
(16:12:55) Kelsey:
(16:13:04) Kelsey: I have a digital camera
(16:13:15) Nikki: lol
(16:13:21) Nikki: *cough* should have applied
(16:13:39) Nikki: #10. whet
(16:13:45) Nikki: there did you get all of the words?
(16:14:12) Nikki: Are you involved in a school television production or been on the school's tech crew?
(16:14:20) Nikki: (um, dont think we have one..)
(16:14:35) Nikki: Have you ever used a GPS system?
(16:14:42) Kelsey: I have!
(16:14:43) Nikki: (not that i can remember)
(16:14:45) Kelsey: Mindy!
(16:14:51) Kelsey: I've NAMED our GPS!
(16:15:19) Nikki: *cough* *gasp* SHOULD HAVE APPLIED *choke* *die*
(16:15:24) Kelsey:
(16:15:55) Nikki: *gets brian watching potter puppet pals*
(16:16:00) Kelsey: lol
(16:16:25) Nikki: Do youi know how to use a graphing calculator? What can you do with it?
(16:16:30) Kelsey: Graph!
(16:16:59) Nikki: (well, i can add, subtract, multiply, and, if i concentrate REAL hard, DIVIDE!)
(16:17:04) Kelsey:
(16:18:43) Nikki: Do you have any technology-related hobbies?
(16:18:58) Nikki: (besides mtv overdrive and video games, no.)
(16:18:58) Nikki: Bassrocker1021: lets go bother snape
Bassrocker1021: i am
Bassrocker1021: snape
Bassrocker1021: bother bother bother bother bother
Bassrocker1021: wow
Bassrocker1021: woohoo that was fun
Bassrocker1021: sotp stop stop it....havadikadabra
Bassrocker1021: lok they r sleeping
Bassrocker1021: o a bomb thingy n somtin cycles
Bassrocker1021: where am i?? owell....nakie time!!
Bassrocker1021: ok now wat?
Bassrocker1021: owell ill watch the other one
Bassrocker1021: that was really weird....
Bassrocker1021: but it was kinda funny so ya..lol
x3xchocaholicx3x: lol yup yupp!
(16:19:09) Nikki: Are you a member of NJHS? Do you do community service?
(16:19:12) Nikki: YES!!
(16:19:20) Kelsey:
(16:19:38) Nikki: but prep teachers say not to put njhs cause a LOT of the ppl that apply are in njhs
(16:21:47) Nikki: are there any other harry potter spoofs besides bothering snape and trouble at hogwarts?? i cant find any
(16:23:27) Kelsey: I don't know of any.
(16:23:35) Nikki: :-(
(16:23:44) Nikki: where does follow the butterflies come from??
(16:23:55) Kelsey: No clue
(16:24:16) Nikki: lol yaa
(16:24:46) Nikki: Have you ever received a President's Academic Excellence award or a Presidential fitness award?
(16:25:08) Nikki: Have you attende dthe CTY program?
(16:25:26) Nikki: Are you involved in school government or class leadership?
(16:25:37) Nikki: Are you a peer mediator?
(16:25:49) Nikki: Have you competed in any spelling or geography bees?
(16:25:52) Nikki: (yes)
(16:26:08) Nikki: Do you belong to any school clubs
(16:26:19) Nikki: Do you play an instrument or sing?
(16:26:41) Nikki: Have you been on school plays?
(16:27:00) Nikki: Are you involved with the school tv station?
(16:27:19) Nikki: Are you a scout, 4-H member or campfire girl?
(16:27:33) Nikki: Do you play sports? Are you on any teams?
(16:27:58) Nikki: Do you have a job or business of any kind?
(16:28:36) Nikki: (oh yes. at this moment i am arranging to buy microsoft.)
(16:29:12) Nikki: Do you attend any enrichment schools on weekends?
(16:29:13) Nikki: and...
(16:29:20) Nikki: the last question............
(16:29:31) Nikki: What are your hobbies/interests??
(16:29:45) Nikki: Well, that last one just kind of encompassed the tons that came before it
(16:29:52) Kelsey: Intrument!
(16:29:57) Kelsey: Sports!
(16:30:07) Kelsey: Guitar!
(16:30:18) Nikki: lol
(16:30:23) Nikki: but how does that make me look better to them?
(16:32:07) Kelsey: Magic.
(16:32:16) Nikki: lol
(16:32:19) Nikki: hmmm
(16:32:25) Nikki: brb
(16:33:27) Kelsey: k
(16:33:34) Nikki: *watches cat attack puppet pals on screen*
(16:33:39) Kelsey: lol
(16:33:46) Kelsey: Spot likes to attack football players!
(16:35:08) Nikki: omgsh i found it!
(16:35:39) Nikki: the folloe the butterflies thing
(16:35:42) Nikki: *follow
(16:35:47) Kelsey: Where!?
(16:36:01) Nikki: while watching the trouble at hogwarts animation
(16:36:12) Nikki: at the part where voldemort is blasting snape
(16:36:16) Nikki: pause it
(16:36:30) Nikki: and you might have to rewind or fast forward a couple scenes
(16:36:41) Nikki: until voldemort's green power makes a star on snape
(16:36:55) Nikki: you click on the star and it takes you to the butterfly scene
(16:37:29) Kelsey:
(16:37:41) Nikki: what did you just type?
(16:37:44) Nikki: i dont see anything
(16:37:47) Kelsey: : o
(16:37:53) Nikki: ohh
(16:37:59) Nikki: did you find it??
(16:38:41) Kelsey: Not yet
(16:38:43) Kelsey: h/i
(16:38:45) Kelsey: *h/o
(16:39:55) Nikki: k
(16:39:58) Nikki: lol h/i
(16:40:32) Kelsey: ROFL!
(16:40:34) Kelsey: Fooooooollow the buuuuuuuuutterflies.
(16:40:35) Kelsey:
(16:40:43) Nikki: yayyy!
(16:41:16) Kelsey: Wheeeeeeeee
(16:41:21) Kelsey: Ronicus Explodicus!
(16:41:26) Nikki:
(16:45:42) Nikki: hay imma go do my hw i'll bbl lylas byaz

[awesomeasapossum]

I didn't read all of that.

[Rosella]

It's really not that bad once you start reading.

[Jafar]

I'm one of the few who appreciates long, weird chats.

[racx_00]

Those 10 words were icky.