Multi Autor Story

[BloodyHonor]

Hey all I decided to make a new fanfic cuz all the last are gone.
well I am still the same... BloodyHonor the 3 foot tall halfing skilled as a rogue, and LOOOOOVES women.

so here we go




Bloody woke up in his Shadow Lair, he looked around and as always he was the first to wake up. Blurry as he was he walked towards the well to clean up his face, Bloody looked in to the well and said to him self with a grin on his face "You are looking good today handsome halfing" he took some of the water and rubbed his face with it, " haa, that’s much batter". Happy as he was he walked back into the Shadow Lair and saw that Star Dust is awake "Good morning Star Dust" said Bloody. Star Dust rubbed her eyes with the back of her hands and looked at Bloody "oh, good morning Bloooo....dyy??!?" "Why is your faced covered in mud?” Bloody looked surprised, he rubbed some drops of water off his face, but it wasn't water that he took off, it was MUD! He quickly threw all the disgusting wet dirt off of his face and ran to the well. To his surprise the well didn't have any water but only mud in it. Bloody set down and started thinking. He remembered that the well is linked to an underground river south of here "hmmm yes, this will be the first place I will go to investigate" said Bloody to him self. He took his adventuring gear and left the Shadow Lair to find out what happened to the water.

[BloodyHonor]

Bloody started walking onto the south forest. As he passed the lair's well he heard a loud but soft sound coming out of it "Boooooo!".
Bloody jumped drawing out his sword "HA! who is it! come out!".
"I know who you are but you don't know me" said the voice "What? Where are you?" replied Bloody "I am down here in the well".
Bloody looked down but saw nothing but muddy water, he turned around and was surprised to see a shadow of humanoid form on a rock near him. "I am here now" "What the...? who are you? what are you?" "I am Echoin. I heard about this shadow lair and I decided to come here, it looks like a nice place.".
Bloody looked at Echoin and said "Well first of all The Shadow Lair is just a name for my clan's hide out, second it would have been an even nicer place if our water wasn't muddy"
"Doesn't it suppose to be muddy?" "No... you know other more "living" people need to drink fresh water so they wont die..." "what do you mean more living? I am jus..." Bloody interrupted Echoin "Look, I don't have time for this, I am going to find the source of this mud and clear it, bye bye."
Bloody with draw his sword and kept walking. after a few seconds Echoin flew toward Bloody and said "Hey let me help you! I am good with magic you know" "Help me? well ok, just don't interrupt me with your "surprises"" "Me? Surprises? No way!", Echoin giggled and the two started walking south, entering the forest

[Oldbushie]

*Echoin makes Bloody's shadow look like a chicken*

[Oldbushie]

Echoin: (thinking to himself) cool! so now, if I make a shadow look like something else, the object of the shadow looks like the shadow!!!

*makes Bloody's shadow look like quivering giblets*

[Oldbushie]

BloodyHonor and The Knight follow Echoin to the meeting spot. Cedric explains the situation with the mud, and they all use fairy dust from Cedric to fly to Crispin's home (except for Echoin, of course, he just travels through the ground ).

Upon their arrival...

Crispin: "Thank goodness you're here! This mud monster has been bothering me for a few days now, and I haven't had a drop of water around here at all. It appears the monster has terrorized the local woods as well, Primavera will tell you about when all this trouble started occuring."

[Rosedragon]

"Who is Primavera?" Bloody asked Crispin.
"She's a spring fairy, one of the local wood fairies. She takes care of the forest, and the mud monster has been particuliarly troublesome to her. You will find her in the forest."

Bloody Honor was excited at the thought of meeting a pretty female fairy. He went south on the path through the woods, with the rest of his group. He heard a scream and a fairy down from the trees. She was four feet tall, and would have looked a lot better had she not had mud splattered on her face and in her reddish brown hair. She had golden bron skin, hazel green eyes, and rich reddish brown hair that was ruined from the mud dripping fom it. Her outfit, a top made of leaves and a leaf skirt that left the mdiriff bare, was also stained with mud. She wiped the dirt from her face, and shook a fist to the west.

"You'll pay for this! I won't rest until you are destroyed! I will not let you violate my forest anymore!" she screamed. Primavera turned around and saw Bloody Honor, the Knight, and Echoin.

"Who are you? What do you want?" she snapped.

"We came here to get rid of the mud." Bloody replied. "The water in my lair was ruined by mud, and Crispin told us about the mud monster."

"Finally! I thought I would have to fight him all by myself. There isn't a clean drop of water left in the forest, and the people of the town have had to dig deeper wells to get clean water. I think the monster comes from the desert. It's a giant earth elemental, very ornery and vicious, but stupid. I tried to use my magic agaisnt him to force him to leave, but earth magic doesn't harm him, neither do my special plants. I think it will take a hero's sword to kill this monster. I am all dirty after tangling with him."

"I'll be glad to help you out pretty lady." Bloody Honor said. "Where is this elemental?"

"In the western part of the forest, near the river. He's polluted the whole river. I'll go along with you and cast a protective spell over you, you may need healing during the fight."

"This monster will soon feel the sting of narsil!" said the Knight. They headed to the river to fight the mud monster.

[Rosedragon]

"Where on earth did you get that device?" Vera asked the Knight as she looked curiously at his cell phone. The Knight talked rapidly to whoever was on the other line, and hung up after two and half minutes.

"Done!" he said, with a smile. "My friend and his mirrors will be arrivng soon, and we can get rid of this beast!"

"Actually, I don't think it will be that simple. I'm afraid the earth elemental is just the tip of the iceberg. Someone powerful must have sent him and ordered him to muddy up the river. Elementals are usually created by wizards to serve them. I think after we destroy the monster we must find whoever sent him and stop him or her." Vera said.

"Do you think Crispin will know who this wizard is?" Echoin asked.

"It's possible. Why don't you go to his cottage and talk to him?" Vera sugested.

"OK!" Echoin popped through the shadows of the forest and went back to Crispin's house. The rest of the group waited for Knight's friend to arrive with the mirrors.

[Rosedragon]

Hi, I'm just testing my new avatar.

[Rosedragon]

Now I'm testing out my signature.

[Oldbushie]

Funny signature!

Anyways...

Echoin makes it back to Crispin's cottage, only to find the fire still on and nobody home. There is a note on the table...

"Echoin, if you are reading this, then I have been taken away against my will. A strong wizard from Olde Englande has captured me and I am too old to escape, my spells too weak. Please help... His name is Merl..."

The note cuts off right there, as if someone was trying to keep Crispin from finishing his note.

Echoin notices that the spell book is open to a page called "How to make Time and Space Portals".

Echoin: "Interesting.... but who could the evil magician be? I've heard of Merlin from the old ages in Britain, but I thought he was good..."

Echoin then shadow-shifts back to the woods to talk to the others.

[Rosedragon]

Echoin told the group the news of Crispin's capture.

"Are you sure this wizard is Merlin? Merlin is a very powerful wizard and king-maker, but he is supose to fight for the cause of justice. He is well-known among the fairies. Maybe it's a different wizard with a similiar name. I wonder if he is the same wizard who summoned the mud monster. We will find out soon enough. Isn't it time for those mirrors to get here?" Primavera said.

Bloody Honor was playing with the mirrors, looking at Vera in one of them. She's so pretty, if only she were halfling size, just a foot shorter. he thought.

"Ow!" Vera blinked as a sunbeam was reflected in her eyes. "will you stop that?! This is serious business."

Just then, the roar of wheels and an engine was heard. Vera screamed as strange monster with eighteen wheel-like legs, large glowing eyes and a metal-like hide ran in to the clearing from the nearby road.

"Oh no, another monster!" She prepared an earthquake spell to knock the monster over.

"Wait! that's my friend delivering the mirrors." the knight said.

"Oh, is that monster his beast of burden?" Vera asked.

"No, actually it's a machine called a truck." the knight replied.

The truck stopped, and a man got out of the unusual vehiclce. He was unshaven, and had a large beer belly. He wore a plaid shirt and jeans. "Hey knight, I got yer mirrors." he said.

"Great! Let's unload them and put them around the mud monster's cave. We should have enough light to bake him." the knight was gleeful with anticipation.

[Oldbushie]

Echoin nervously asks The Knight what all the other unusual things are for.

The Knight: "So we can blow this mud monster to kingdom come!"

Echoin: "Ah, I see..."

*hides 20 feet away in the shadow of a tree*

"Let me know when you are done!"

[BloodyHonor]

...oh come on! I mean I thought the cell phone was too much but this!?!?! man its fantacy not ""munchkin"" sience fiction!

[BloodyHonor]

I said that out of story...

[Oldbushie]

*Caveman appears from some of the time distortion and starts playing with some of the weapons from the second truck that just arrived*

Caveman: "Urr?"

*Then, as if it was some instinct from the beginning of time, he loads the rocket launcher and sights along it, grunting approvingly.*

*The Knight turns around and notices the Caveman with the rocket launcher *

The Knight: Please... put... that... down....

[BloodyHonor]

DAMN IT! ):c

[Oldbushie]

Echoin: "Knight, are you done getting all this future stuff?"

The Knight: "Yup, this should do the trick."

Echoin: "Good, because I have to close up this time anomaly for a bit before anything else weird happens. It's just temporary, til we can get back to the time of Merlin."

Bloody Honor: "Thank god! I need my sanity back!"

Echoin then carefully gets the rocket launcher back from the caveman by making it seem like a shadow which the caveman drops. Fortunately, the safety is on so it didn't go off. Echoin recites the spell of Time Closure to restore the stability of Daventry's time.

Echoin: "Okay, all set. Now for the mud monster..."

[Rosedragon]

Vera giggles at the boys' antics. You guys are funny. Are we ready to tackle the mud monster now?

[Oldbushie]

I am! Let's kick some muddy butt!

[BloodyHonor]

nothing really happenes sience he used his cell phone
no future weapons or other future stuff were actually seen
The Knight did nothing.
no freakin time portal was made.
no need to keep role playing something that didnt happen.
and now, could we make this FANTACY like Swords and magic and stuff? THANK YOU



Bloody: well we need to do soemthing about this mud monster first, but we dont have the power... maybe there is an unsummon scroll or other Items in Crispin's house, go check it out echoin, well I am going to sleep, we will do this tomorrow.

Bloody climed up an oak tree and tied a bed roll between 2 brenchs

Bloody: Good night all! Cya in the morning