Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[telepathic_cat]

Fortunately, we can always talk about bacon! 

[patrick83301]

Unfortunately they forgot to salt all the bacon in the world and it spoiled and all the pigs ran away to a far away world.

[Gilgamesh]

Fortunately, the spoiled eggs were delicious and the cows came.

[telepathic_cat]

Unfortuately, everyone died after eating the spoiled food!

[patrick83301]

Fortunately, several people had been kidnapped by the pigs and escaped back to earth and quickly repopulated it.

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, the pigs decided to have people as their slaves.

[patrick83301]

Fortunately, all the people got hungry and ate all the pigs.

[Gilgamesh]

Unfortunately, after eating all the piga there was no other animal left on the entire world.

[Deloria]

Fortunately, by that time, they never had to eat again.

[telepathic_cat]

Unfortuantely, aliens landed and blew up the world.

[patrick83301]

Fortunately, T_C had a short change of heart and created a telepathic shield around the earth and pulled it back into one piece using his powerful telepathic mind.

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, TC soon came to his senses.

[patrick83301]

Fortunately, while being a nice guy TC made it so the shields could not be taken down by anyone and became the savior of all humanitu.(Well just from that one trial.)

[Gilgamesh]

Unfortunately, TC demanded to be called emperor for saving the world.

[Deloria]

Fortunately, no one minded calling him that.

[telepathic_cat]

(Wow, where did all that come from? )

Unfortuantely, Earth soon ran out of Root Beer and I went on strike until we got more! 

[patrick83301]

Fortunately, the shields were permanent and the root of beers was found that made even better root beer for TC.

[Gilgamesh]

Unfortunately, the use of any alcoholic drinks was forbidden, so TC didn't got any beer anymore.

[donnyjt]

Fortunately, TC was able to join RBA and become a recovering Root- Beer-Aholic..... 

[patrick83301]

Unfortunately, all the RBA clinics burned to the ground and everyone forgot about them.