Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[Jafar]

Fortunately, all of the smilies H*R stabbed have recovered from their injuries.

[Oldbushie]

Unfortunately, they turned into LN-zombie's

[MATTANDALEX]

Fortunately, Bruce Campbell came to chop them in to sushi

[Louisiana Night]

Unfortunately, Bruce Campbell became happy instead.

[Jafar]

Fortunately, Squall defeated the Zombies with the power of Whatever and Jafar made lots of money on his new game "Resident Smile". (Rated F for Frightening)

[MATTANDALEX]

Unfortunately, the game was a flop and all the money was from law suits of people selling the game disks on the black market as coasters.

[copycat]

Fortunately, those law suits just meant more publicity... for free!

[Rosella]

Unfortunately the game still didn't succeed.

[MATTANDALEX]

Fortunately, Jafar made more money than Bill Gates ( and gave half of his money to me) in all the law suits. Apperintly they make strong long lasting coasters of cheap prices

[Rosella]

Unfortunately Homestar Runner lost his half of the money because all the smilies came together and sued him.

[Jafar]

Fortunately, he became famous with his site, "HomeRun Starrer".

[copycat]

Unfortunately, that site was hacked within minutes of its existance.

[Raforever]

Fortunately the hacker was caught and sued for millions

[MATTANDALEX]

Unfortunately, the hacker was my other personality  and was senenced to life in prison

[Jump In Well]

fortunately, the hacker got peroled

[Yonkey]

Unfortunately, the hacker must now wear a wrist bracelet that reports when he is within 15m of any Internet-enabled device.

[copycat]

Fortunately, the hacker found a way to block the outgoing signal of the bracelet when it was sounding the alarm, and even responding with an 'OK'-message if the bracelet-operator was asking the bracelet for its status.

[Raforever]

Unfortunately, he forgot to turn the signal-blocking-device on when he was using the internet so the police are after him...

[MATTANDALEX]

Luckely the police are bribed easy

[Jafar]

Unfortunately, you can only bribe them with donuts.