Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[Lollotte]

Fortunately, the artillery was TOO heavy. 

[Jafar]

Unfortunately, a few badgers had been working out alot lately.

[Gilgamesh]

Fortunately, they were to tired to move or carry anything.

[racx_00]

Unfortunately, the Jarada Knights helped the poor overworked badgers

[Deloria]

Fortunately, I thought the two-timing Jaradas Knights were on our side!

[Lollotte]

Unfortunately for the badgers, the Jarada Knights were sabotaging the animals.

[Gilgamesh]

Fortunately, the Jarada Knights didn't manage to damage the animals.

[Farquhar]

Unfortunately, the animals managed to damage them.

[Deloria]

Fortunately, the badgers turned into people and told us that we had won one hundred dollars each.

[Lollotte]

Unfortunately, this didn't get us KQIX back.

[Jafar]

Fortunately, it got us a Nintendo Revolution!

[Farquhar]

Unfortunately, there wasn't enough money left to buy any games for it.

[racx_00]

Fortunately, Jason didn't spend any of his money on a Revolution

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, Jason decided to be greedy and only buy the games for himself and not let anyone else play them.

[Gilgamesh]

Fortunately, there were enough copies of those games to be sold.

[Jafar]

Unfortunately, Jason hid them in his lair.

[racx_00]

Fortunately, for Jason his lair could never be found for it was down under

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, his lair was *gasp* six feet under and that meant JASON WAS DEAD! 

[Jafar]

Fortunately, Davy Jones revived him.

[Yonkey]

Unfortunately, Davy Jones then forgot his locker combination.