Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, KQ5 is/was just a fragment of our imagination and Cassima is/was still there to save us, waiting patiently for the rescuer's that never came.

[copycat]

Fortunately, word got out pretty quick of a damsel being in distress in some maze and it wasn't long before Cassima's was crawling with rescuers.

[Farquhar]

Unfortunately for the rescuers, Mordak had already killed Cassima, and left a murderous double in her place.

[Lollotte]

Fortunately, the murderous double was better looking then Cassima, and flirtatious as well, so the Asylum staff could escape from her without being killed. 

[racx_00]

Unfortunately, she took a liking to Bob and wanted to come with the asylum staff

[Jafar]

Fortunately, Bob admitted her into the Asylum to help her with her murderous insanity.

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, that's where she met Yonkey and one thing led to another and Neil realized that he wouldn't have to travel to the green isles anymore.

[koko_99_2001]

Fortunately, Neil came to his senses and got rid of the murderous double

[Yonkey]

Unfortunately, Neil could not murder the murderous double because she had already murdered his sanity.

[copycat]

Fortunately, the Asylum is perfectly equipped perfectly to handle such (nut) cases.
Neil, getting rid of someone doesn't necessarily mean killing

[Yonkey]

Neil, getting rid of someone doesn't necessarily mean killing

I know, but then it wouldn't have sounded as good.

[Moodyblues]

Unfortunately, this entailed rooming the double next door to the main character from Sanitarium, and listening to his rather poor voice acting drove her deeper into the dark side.

[Deloria]

Fortunately, this changed her greatly, she changed her name to: Katrina! (The dark Master from QFG4) and then she...

[Jafar]

She devised a plan to cover the world in HAPPINESS, which was quite unfortunate.

[telepathic_cat]

Unfortuately, T_C baked a batch of chocolate chunk cookies using his mind and forgot that no one could eat them while wearing straight jackets.

[racx_00]

Fortunately, they were all happily annoyed with not being able to eat the cookies

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, this was a good thing, considering that the cookies had been poisoned.

[Yonkey]

Fortunately, the poisioned cookies were low in sugar and contained 0 trans fats!

[copycat]

Unfortunately, those cookies were meant to be energy boosters.

[racx_00]

Forunately, the asylum patients ate one each and were all poisoned