Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, there weren't enough.

[Gilgamesh]

Fortunately, CC stopped those gaurd-kittens-in-training before the bandaids were all used.

[Oldbushie]

Unfortunately, a giant meteor fell from the sky and hit the Asylum.

[Deloria]

Fortunately, all the patients could escape.

[Vildern]

Unfortunately, they all drowned in a river outside 

[Oldbushie]

Fortunately, the World's Most Giant Doctor was able to save them.

[Vildern]

You cheated, OB, I killed them and you resurrected them 

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, the doctor would have been able to save them, but it was asleep so they all drowned.

[Gilgamesh]

Fortunately, there was a Wizard who casted a spel on the drowned patients.

[icarus]

Unfortunately, the wizard was called manannan

[Vildern]

Fortunately, it was another Manannan 

[Gilgamesh]

Unfortunately, he was just as evil.

[Oldbushie]

Unfortunately, the door would have been able to save them, but it was asleep so they all drowned.

How could a door save someone? And why was it asleep? o_O

Anyway...

Fortunately, Dilbert's janitor used his "turn good" device on this Manannan.

[Vildern]

Unfortunately, Manannan turned to Manannanina after that experiment 

[Deloria]

Fortunately, as a female, (s)he was less evil.

[telepathic_cat]

Unfortunately, she was only 1% less evil.

[Rosella]

Fortunately, her name was way cooler.

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, she turned completely evil and uncool after a short amount of time.

[Gilgamesh]

Fortunately, she fell in love whit a good man.

[Zelly]

Unfortunately he was in love with someone else.