Teh Jafarz Supah Thread!

[Deloria]

*starts a riot against righteous people highjacking Jafar's thread *

[Jafar]

*grabs OB's arm*
ZRRROO!
CHING!
Now I'VE got your power! *fires the Bushie Beam at evil robots*

[Deloria]

Which evil robots?

[Jafar]

Generic ones, like Bubble Bats.

[Deloria]

*flies around the thread looking for evil robots*

[Questing Character]

I SEE ONE!  It's over there, and it looks oddly like Jafar!! *points at Jafar* See?  It's an evil robot!!

[Deloria]

A robotic marshmellow?

[Questing Character]

You know it.  Robotic and marshmallow-y...double the threat!

[Jafar]

I'm not evil! I was framed!

[Deloria]

That's what they all say.

[Jafar]

Ever notice how most of them are right? It looks like the work of Nega-Jafar.

[Deloria]

Who? Is that you with the colors inverted?

[Jafar]

Nah. He's literally a negative Jafar.

[Deloria]

What's wrong with pessimists?

[Jafar]

Nothing, but he doesn't just have a negative outlook on life. He's filled with negative qualities. And he has a goatee.
Okay, scratch that last one, but still...

[Lollotte]

Goatees are cool...especially when they remain well under control. I prefer clean shaven men, myself. 

[Rosella]

I think goatees are creepy, but other than that, I agree with Lollotte.

[Yonkey]

I think goats are creepier than goatees, but other than that...

[Deloria]

I think A3P resents that. I also think Jafar would like us to get back on topic.

[Jafar]

Topic? This is a personal thread, saying to go back on topic is like telling a troll to become a goatherder. It's a crazy idea!