The Uber Super Ultra Mega Hyper Rosella thread!

[Petra Rocks]

 Woot! *shows off random geography knowledge* I know number 1!  Or rather, I can say the capital of Iceland, but I can't spell it.  My try Reyjavik. Real one, googled, is Reykjavik. 

[Jafar]

Eh, I've got time. *fills out*

#1- what is the capital of iceland? - Pssh, What ISN'T the capital of Iceland these days?
#2- how tall am i? - About as tall as your mom.
#3- do you have an ipod? - Nah.
#4- if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? - If there's water in a cup, and no one's around to drink it, is it wet?
#5- what is your name? - Jafar Tahir Dawood!
#6- what is your quest? - To collect the Chaos Emeralds!
#7- what is your favorite color? - Red. It's rad.
#8- what is the meaning of life? - Chocolate, and lots of it! Or 42.
#9- what is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? - Not very impressive if you ask me.
#10- are you out of my league? - Er...I don't play baseball.
#11-can you "get down with your bad self"? - Why can't Freetranslation work for stuff like this?
#12- will you do my homework? - Nah, I'd make things worse.
#13- why are you in elementary school? - Time Compression.
#14- did you pass your feshman year? - Wouldn't they be stalemen by the end of the year?
#15- am i pretty? - Duh.
#16- do you work at mcdonalds? - Perish the thought!
#17- is this too long? - It's just like an e-mail survey!
#18- whats my phone number? - Sorry, that's classified information.
#19- are you hot? - Depends on who you ask, and which definition of the word you're using.
#20- have you met nicole?  -"Skyler".
#21- do you tell "yo mamma" jokes? - Yoyo ma?
#22- are you fit? - As much as I need to be.
#23- can you lift me up? - After that dresser, I can lift anything.
#24- are you perverted? - Who, me?
#25- whats tsl? - Commonly found in cloaks and clouds.
#26- whats kq? - Awesome.
#27- can you dance? - ...Eh. I improvise.
#28- whats my moms name? - _____ Gardner.
#29- where do i live? - Too far from me.
#30- are you a stalker? -  I don't STALK. I FOLLOW people. Hmph!
#31- how many fingers am i holding up? - Trick question! You're holding your fingers OUT! So you can type.
#32- are you a prince? - If I was, we wouldn't be here.
#33- whats the guy on your rights favorite number? - I don't really use phones.
#34- do you like apple? - Bah.
#35- do you like apples? - Bah.
#36- is the light upstairs on? - We don't have stairs.
#37- are you stupid? - Well, I never!
#38- is this repetative? - Bah.
#39- do you do any sports? - Nah.
#40- do these pants make me look fat? - I'm sick of this question.
#41- are you obsessed? - With what?
#42- are you a player? - Always player 2...until we got the GC.
#43- do you cuss? - "Cusses! Foiled again!"
#44- whats your gpa? - Grand Peanut Associate? That would be Mr.Peanut himself.  
#45- am i a nerd or a geek? - Nerd.
#46- are you a gamer? - Well, I hate to brag, but...
#47- whats your favorite song? - No. Can't...answer...favorite questions.
#48- have you kissed a girl? - Does my mom count?
#49- have you kissed a boy? - No. Don't hold your breath.
#50- can you read? - Eh, I don't even have a sarcastic answer.
#51- what comes after 2? - Three. Not 3, as some believe.
#52- whats the opposite of gray? - Grey. Duh. *actually considers them different colors*
#53- whats the answer to the sphinxs riddle? - A human.
#54- do you like grammar? - When I use it right.
#55- why are you filling this out? - I have some spare time, might as well.
#56- who ARE you? - I'M WINNER!
#57- whats the answer to this question? - Question? What question?

[Rosella]

W00T! Application #1!

[Pacman928]

i might as well fill it out too.  i have to procrastinate!!

#1- what is the capital of iceland? its cold there. who cares?
#2- how tall am i? shorter than me.
#3- do you have an ipod? i dont use it, so no.
#4- if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? *puts tape recorder by a dead tree and runs away*
#5- what is your name? michael.  why?
#6- what is your quest? to do something!!
#7- what is your favorite color? well, im not sure..*is thrown off form*
#8- what is the meaning of life?  n 1: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" 2: the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" 3: the experience of living; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" [syn: living] 4: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" [syn: animation, living, aliveness] 5: the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" [syn: lifetime, lifespan] 6: the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" 7: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" [syn: liveliness, spirit, sprightliness] 8: an account of the series of events making up a person's life [syn: biography, life story, life history] 9: the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" 10: a living person; "his heroism saved a life" 11: living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" 12: a motive for living; "pottery was his life" 13: the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" 14: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard" [syn: life sentence]
#9- what is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? fast enough to ecape airplanes
#10- are you out of my league? yes.  im 20000 leagues under the sea
#11-can you "get down with your bad self"? im not bad, so i refuse to answer this question
#12- will you do my homework? that depends, do you care about your gpa?
#13- why are you in elementary school? on my planet, we dont have elementary school
#14- did you pass your freshman year? um, no.  i havent taken it yet.
#15- am i pretty? why ask the obvious?
#16- do you work at mcdonalds? so what if i do? pay no attention to the hat and shirt with their logo on it.
#17- is this too long? no.  ive seen worse
#18- whats my phone number? you dont know your own phone number?
#19- are you hot? yes, especially because im on the sun
#20- have you met nicole?  nicole.....nicole.....shes the small one right?
#21- do you tell "yo mamma" jokes? horrible ones.
#22- are you fit? do i need to be?
#23- can you lift me up? that depends.  how much do you weigh?
#24- are you perverted? umm, no
#25- whats tsl? An element of hope or a redeeming quality in an otherwise bad situation, as in The rally had a disappointing turnout, but the silver lining was that those who came pledged a great deal of money. This metaphoric term is a shortening of Every cloud has a silver lining, in turn derived from John Milton's Comus (1634): "A sable cloud turns forth its silver lining on the night."
#26- whats kq? The main characters in the series are King Graham, originally a knight of Daventry who won the throne of the kingdom through questing, and members of his family: his wife Queen Valanice and his twin son and daughter, Prince Alexander and Princess Rosella. The exception is King's Quest: Mask of Eternity, where the protagonist is Connor Mac Lyrr, a tanner in the Kingdom of Daventry who is unrelated to the royal family. Because of this and the emphasis on RPG and action elements in Mask of Eternity, many fans refuse to consider this game a true sequel and call it KQ:MOE (for Mask of Eternity, the game's subtitle). Williams chose not to number Mask of Eternity so as not to alienate new players to the series.

Many famous fictional characters make appearances in the series, including Beauty and the Beast, Rumplestiltskin, Red Riding Hood and Count Dracula. They are featured most prominently in the earlier games, which focus on solving item-based puzzles in a fantasy setting. The later sequels have more elaborate storylines, more complicated puzzles, and more original and well-developed characters.

The primary way in which characters solve puzzles and advance through the game is by using items found earlier in the game and stored in their inventory. Even the most apparently useless item (a dead fish, a rotten tomato, or an old board) can have an unexpected and creative purpose in the right situation. King Graham's famous dictum, "Take anything that isn't nailed down," is generally a good rule of thumb, as is the fan addendum "And if it is nailed down, look for loose nails, or solve the nail-removing puzzle." When a situation looks completely impassable, a good idea is often to leave it and come back later with new items. Other puzzles include the mapping of labyrinths, deserts, or other inhospitable places; solving riddles; and tasks involving the use of logic or lateral thinking skills. People who play King's Quest should expect their characters to die rather frequently (due to the difficulty of many of the puzzles and encountering situations for which the character is not yet ready) and should use the "Save Game" option accordingly. Some parts of the game can only be solved by saving and restoring a character many times. Another important strategy is to use all one's character's senses to gather all the information available: look, listen, smell, taste, or touch whenever possible.

The region in which the first game takes place has no boundaries. Sir Graham can travel north, south, east, or west, but no matter what direction he goes, he will eventually loop back to the same screen where he began. This is the easiest way of programming a closed gamespace. Such a situation can be explained within the storyline (retroactive continuity) by saying that the character is trapped in the region magically. King's Quest II, III, and parts of IV held on to this design, albeit in a more limited manner. The looping takes place only when the character goes north or south. Geographical barriers such as the sea, mountains, or deserts serve as boundaries to the east and west. Beginning with KQ V, looping was eliminated and all game regions had boundaries in all four directions.
#27- can you dance? it depends on who you ask
#28- whats my moms name? a name
#29- where do i live? on earth
#30- are you a stalker? no, i dont harvest corn
#31- how many fingers am i holding up? should i know that?
#32- are you a prince? on my planet, yes.  on earth, no
#33- whats the guy on your rights favorite number? theres a guy on my right!?!?  run for your lives!!
#34- do you like apple? except for the core
#35- do you like apples? except for the lack of right clicking.
#36- is the light upstairs on? no.  there is none
#37- are you stupid? I dont think so
#38- is this repetative? i made it, so no.
#39- do you do any sports? do video games count?
#40- do these pants make me look fat? *puts twix in mouth*  grum hft dgrag
#41- are you obsessed? ...
#42- are you a player? i play final fiantasy and ratchet
#43- do you cuss? no i dont *cusses* cuss
#44- whats your gpa? my greatness of pineapples association needs more funding
#45- am i a nerd or a geek? nerd
#46- are you a gamer? well, im not a SPNSORED gamer, but..
#47- whats your favorite song? song?  what is "song"?
#48- have you kissed a girl? ...yes
#49- have you kissed a boy? no.  and id like to keep it that way, thank you very much
#50- can you read? i just filled out this form, didnt i?
#51- what comes after 2? a ?
#52- whats the opposite of gray? yarg
#53- whats the answer to the sphinxs riddle? humans
#54- do you like grammar? note my lack of puctuation, capital letters, and apostophes
#55- why are you filling this out? i have to procrastinate
#56- who ARE you? i am "loser"
#57- whats the answer to this question? refer to number 58

[Raforever]

#1- what is the capital of iceland? Poland?
#2- how tall am i? 1.8m if you consider your good spirit
#3- do you have an ipod? Does a pendrive count?
#4- if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Depends on the size of the tree
#5- what is your name? Rafael de Sales y Ulhoa for the millionth time
#6- what is your quest? Take crazyness to every corner of the world
#7- what is your favorite color? Bluuuueee
#8- what is the meaning of life? 1156456.12*895³
#9- what is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? Near trees or in an open area?
#10- are you out of my league? er... i don't even know what sport your talking about
#11- can you "get down with your bad self"? I can beat him up
#12- will you do my homework? and HOW would you learn if I do it?
#13- why are you in elementary school? whats school again?
#14- did you pass your feshman year? ...yeaahh...
#15- am i pretty? why wouldnt you be?
#16- do you work at mcdonalds? nooooo
#17- is this too long? Depends on your point of view
#18- whats my phone number? you wont tell
#19- are you hot? why yes
#20- have you met nicole?  *shudders*
#21- do you tell "yo mamma" jokes? er... no
#22- are you fit? I fit in clothes pretty well thank you
#23- can you lift me up? probably
#24- are you perverted? let me check... no
#25- whats tsl? the place the ownes my soul
#26- whats kq? what the place the ownes my soul is making
#27- can you dance? VERY badly
#28- whats my moms name? memmory... failer... think... think... well, you call her mommy... Robin?
#29- where do i live? Mannasses, VA - USA (should i list the street address too )
#30- are you a stalker? only of chocolate
#31- how many fingers am i holding up? considering you're at the pc, none
#32- are you a prince? my mom always thought so
#33- whats the guy on your rights favorite number? >.>.....<.<....what guy?
#34- do you like apple? Neutral
#35- do you like apples? Once a month
#36- is the light upstairs on? we don't have lights on the roof
#37- are you stupid? i hope not
#38- is this repetative? is this repetative? :raf:
#39- do you do any sports? Every once in awhile
#40- do these pants make me look fat? I don't know, let me try it on
#41- are you obsessed? with CHOCOLATE
#42- are you a player? of many games
#43- do you cuss? when the world falls apart... only
#44- whats your gpa? 3.4
#45- am i a nerd or a geek? geerd
#46- are you a gamer? yep
#47- whats your favorite song? too many to mention
#48- have you kissed a girl? yep
#49- have you kissed a boy? HAVENS no
#50- can you read? I can't read this question!
#51- what comes after 2? what's the base? if its any base other then 2 and 3, then it's the number 3, otherwise it could be 0
#52- whats the opposite of gray? yarg :raf:
#53- whats the answer to the sphinxs riddle? I'll tell you when i remember the riddle
#54- do you like grammar? do i have a choice?
#55- why are you filling this out? it's not me... it's... it's... MY HANDS ARE ALIVE!! HELP HELP HELP! :raf:
#56- who ARE you? Me, myself and I
#57- whats the answer to this question? A QUESTION! WHO MADE THIS FORM!!??

[Lollotte]

Wow...these are so amusing to read! Who's at the top of your list, Kels, so far? 

[Raforever]

It was pretty amusing to fill out too

[Petra Rocks]

I am so filling this out when I have time. 

[Raforever]

*beats Petra up to reduce competition*

[Rosella]

No! He's cool! XP

[Louisiana Night]

Rosella (L): Fill it out!!
louisiana_night: LOL
louisiana_night: No.
Rosella (L): Why not?
louisiana_night: It=was made for the purpose of you finding a bf
louisiana_night: *isn't proposing
Rosella (L):
louisiana_night: Well, that's how it's taken anyway.
Rosella (L): Neither are the people who already filled it out
Rosella (L): Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaase?
louisiana_night: *mutters
louisiana_night: *is posting this chatlog with it
Rosella (L):
Rosella (L): k

Under duress...

#1- what is the capital of iceland?
-Reykjavík(yes, I knew the answer and how to spell it, blame Alex/Björk )
#2- how tall am i?
5'X"
#3- do you have an ipod?
-No, it is incompatible with some software/services I like to use(or amy use in the future).
#4- if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
-I warn people not to ask me this question...*stop reading now*
If this is a scientific question, we are referrig to airwaves. My presence is not required for soundwaves to exist. On the other hand, if this is a philosophical question, it depends. *removed due to confusing myself with my own questions and answers*
We are also left with the humorous detail that many "great thinkers" believe the world is how we perceive it. Then common sense dictates that it must make a sound... I say we just temporarily put the forest into a vacuum and be done with the question.
#5- what is your name?
-LN
#6- what is your quest?
-To not rest until the world knows what true "music" is
#7- what is your favorite color?
-I lack one, but grey is close
#8- what is the meaning of life?
-The opposite of the meaning of death/you're not dead/it's not dead/the lack of death
#9- what is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
It depends on the exact bird?
#10- are you out of my league?
-I refuse to recognize "leagues" in the social sense.
#11-can you "get down with your bad self"?
-Can refers to ability, I simply refuse to.
#12- will you do my homework?
-No, you do your own, or I'm sending you to your chatroom.
#13- why are you in elementary school?
-err... who turned on the time travel device?
#14- did you pass your feshman year?
-I'm not sure I will this time.
#15- am i pretty?
If you need to ask this, you lack self-confidence. Get some.
#16- do you work at mcdonalds?
No...
#17- is this too long?
If it had stopped here, no.
#18- whats my phone number?
-First one to answer this question correctly is a dead man.
#19- are you hot?
-Only in the literal meaning.
#20- have you met nicole?  Cheesy
-somewhat?
#21- do you tell "yo mamma" jokes?
-No, except to insult them. I have too much respect for motherhood(and people in general).
#22- are you fit?
-Was... before Texas dehydrated me. Now I'm dying of thirst.
#23- can you lift me up?
-Yes.
#24- are you perverted?
-...I am insulted by this question, and demand an apology.
#25- whats tsl?
-The Sith Lords(Knights of the Old Republic II). *hides*
#26- whats kq?
-King's Quest.
#27- can you dance?
-About as well as I fly. Wait, I'm in Texas... worse than I fly.
#28- whats my moms name?
-Am I allowed to answer this question?
#29- where do i live?
-In the land of Virginio...
#30- are you a stalker?
-Not as far as I know.
#31- how many fingers am i holding up?
-*random integer between 1 and 8*
#32- are you a prince?
-No, at least not in the literal sense(my sense of slang is too poor to be certain of the other meaning ).
#33- whats the guy on your rights favorite number?
-I assume it is zero, because my imaginary friend isn't talking.
#34- do you like apple?
-Either capitalize the word or fix the sentence. Then I'll answer.
#35- do you like apples?
-"5 a day"
#36- is the light upstairs on?
-Are you questioning my intellectual superiority!?
#37- are you stupid?
-How DARE you question my intellectual superiority!?
#38- is this repetitive?
-Define "this." I hate pronouns.
#39- do you do any sports?
-Yes.
#40- do these pants make me look fat?
-and we are back to the self-esteem issues...
#41- are you obsessed?
-We all are, can you be more specific?
#42- are you a player?
-Assuming you are referring to the slang term, no... and I require another apology for the insult.
#43- do you cuss?
-I do not use explicitives for my own self-gratification.
#44- whats your gpa?
-*gets his pressure gauge*
#45- am i a nerd or a geek?
-Nerd... until you move to the west coast.
#46- are you a gamer?
-I used to be, not so much these days.
#47- whats your favorite song?
-Anyone who can answer this question is not a true lover of music!
#48- have you kissed a girl?
-Why? Are you jealous?
#49- have you kissed a boy?
-Okay, now your jealousy is getting a bit out of hand...
#50- can you read?
-Isn't this like those questionnaires with a "blind" space to check?
#51- what comes after 2?
-I thought about this to the point I don't know the answer anymore...
#52- whats the opposite of gray?
-The opposite of white is black, the opposite of black is white, grey is a mixture of the two... therefor the opposite of grey is OBVIOUSLY grey.
#53- whats the answer to the sphinxs riddle?
-Tell me the riddle first.
#54- do you like grammar?
-Yes. I like to use it as a toy.
#55- why are you filling this out?
-Kelsey is holding the YIM buzzer to my head.
#56- who ARE you?
-See question #5.
#57- whats the answer to this question?
-There isn't one. Now you're doomed to live in an infinite loop.

[Pacman928]

i agree with lollotte.  these are fun to read

[Petra Rocks]

#1- what is the capital of iceland?
Rakjavik

#2- how tall am i?
As far as it takes for your feet to reach the ground.

#3- do you have an ipod?
No.

#4- if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a bird\animal hears it, yes. Otherwise see deep questions nobody cares about section.   

#5- what is your name?
Not Petra, I can tell you that.  (Doesn't care if it is used as nom de internet though  )

#6- what is your quest?
To find the boot to hit the cat to save the rat to...... 

#7- what is your favorite color?
I don't approve of color favoritism 

#8- what is the meaning of life?
Itself

#9- what is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
Before or after it eats? 

#10- are you out of my league?
Which one are you in? 

#11-can you "get down with your bad self"?
  What bad self?   

#12- will you do my homework?
Not better than you. 

#13- why are you in elementary school?
See above

#14- did you pass your feshman year?
I'm still here. 

#15- am i pretty?
*takes out blacks law dictionary and defines pretty....* 

#16- do you work at mcdonalds?
Only if chasing siblings counts as work.

#17- is this too long?
The question or the form?

#18- whats my phone number?
A number you enter in phones to call me.

#19- are you hot?
No, I'm in the basment it's alway cool down here. 

#20- have you met nicole?
Who?

#21- do you tell "yo mamma" jokes?
That would be a No

#22- are you fit?
I jog every other day, so no. 

#23- can you lift me up?
Not over the internet  :raf:

#24- are you perverted?
*bleep* *bleep* NO!! 

#25- whats tsl?
An acronym for The Silver Lining

#26- whats kq?
Sounds like an odd way to shorten kum-qat. 

#27- can you dance?
I'll keep you off your toes for a week. 

#28- whats my moms name?
Mrs. *fill in last name.* 

#29- where do i live?
Someplace in this dimention I hope.

#30- are you a stalker?
I've caught my little brothers around corners a few times. 

#31- how many fingers am i holding up?
Look! A bluebird. 

#32- are you a prince?
No

#33- whats the guy on your rights favorite number?
What guy?

#34- do you like apple?
Never used it.

#35- do you like apples?
Sure.

#36- is the light upstairs on?
At least one is. 

#37- are you stupid?
Did you ask my history teacher or my math teacher? 

#38- is this repetative?
Not really.

#39- do you do any sports?
I used to play soccer, and still do informally a little.

#40- do these pants make me look fat?
Fatter than normal or in general? *Ducks and runs* 

#41- are you obsessed?
Ask me an hour alter and you will get a diferrant reply.

#42- are you a player?
Of computer games. 

#43- do you cuss?
No.

#44- whats your gpa?
I ain't part of no grandparents association yet missy.   

#45- am i a nerd or a geek?
I've been told you are a nerd or geek, I can't recall....

#46- are you a gamer?
Yes, but of odd games

#47- whats your favorite song?
Changes, probably over the stone atm.
http://www.contemplator.com/wales/overston.html


#48- have you kissed a girl?
No, I can't recall doings o.

#49- have you kissed a boy?
*kicks* 

#50- can you read?
In what language?

#51- what comes after 2?
Everything <2

#52- whats the opposite of gray?
I'll answer when I get a spectrophotometer. 

#53- whats the answer to the sphinxs riddle?
That lion had ringworm!

#54- do you like grammar?
Only when I get it right, so not very often. 

#55- why are you filling this out?
If I had asked myself that, I probably wouldn't be.

#56- who ARE you?
Myself

#57- whats the answer to this question?
Wabbajack.

[Pacman928]

kelsey, you should set up a booth and say, "do you need a date for homecoming?  fill out this 57 question quizz to see if youre right for me!" 

[Rosella]

But...I have a date to homecoming.

[Lollotte]

Aaah! Really? Who? Oh, and what's homecoming again? 

[Petra Rocks]

 You should show said date this. Bounus points if you can post his reply here. 

[Say]

Can I fill that questionnaire thingy too?

[Rosella]

Lol, sure.

It's not really being used for me to find a boyfriend anyway.

[Delling]

*starts filling out form for the third time and actually finishes though without being as silly as before*
#1- what is the capital of iceland?
Reykjavik

#2- how tall am i?
enough... the answer is tall enough

#3- do you have an ipod?
 

#4- if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

The compression wave is generated regardless of the presence of auditory organs in the vicinity.

#5- what is your name?
Haven't I already done this...

No problem, Delling.   What's your real first name, by the way?

Brandon.

#6- what is your quest?
To seek the Holy Grail

#7- what is your favorite color?
Blue... no yellooooooooooooooooooooow

#8- what is the meaning of life?
42

#9- what is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
What do you mean: an African or European swallow?

#10- are you out of my league?
probably not... define your league... who would be at the upper bound and what kind of person would be at the bottom?

#11-can you "get down with your bad self"?
Is this the same as the later question "can you dance?" or ... something else that I'm missing...

#12- will you do my homework?
Here's how this will go:
No, but I can help.
*15 min and 50 some odd questions later*
Look, the answer is this... don't worry about that other stuff...

#13- why are you in elementary school?
... ...on break? or maybe I'm teaching... or I'm not... am I in elementary school?

#14- did you pass your feshman year?
Oui.

#15- am i pretty?
Yes (see question #40)

#16- do you work at mcdonalds?
no.

#17- is this too long?
17 questions... not yet...

#18- whats my phone number?
The number you give out to people whom you wish to call you

#19- are you hot?
At the moment, no, the room is nice and temperate. I am in the room and due to equilibrium am also relatively temperate.

#20- have you met nicole?
No.

#21- do you tell "yo mamma" jokes?
No.

#22- are you fit?
depends... probably: enough... the answer is fit enough

#23- can you lift me up?
possibly...

#24- are you perverted?
No.

#25- whats tsl?
The Silver Lining

#26- whats kq?
King's Quest

#27- can you dance?
probably not

#28- whats my moms name?
Mrs. Gardner... on the forum: Valanice

#29- where do i live?
it's in the USA... I think someone said VA... it's in your profile... or it isn't... you live where you live

#30- are you a stalker?
No.

#31- how many fingers am i holding up?
n | 0<=n<=10... unless you have some sort of degenerative genetic issue that makes that go over 10

#32- are you a prince?
No

#33- whats the guy on your rights favorite number?
7, 9, or 42

#34- do you like apple?
I like the fruit, yes.

#35- do you like apples?
Yes, I believe we've covered this...

#36- is the light upstairs on?
Yes.

#37- are you stupid?
No.

#38- is this repetative?
No... there is no such quality: repetitive maybe... depends on what you mean when you ask "is the light on upstairs"

#39- do you do any sports?
no.

#40- do these pants make me look fat?
No. (The answer's always No. Much like "Am I pretty?" always being "yes." See GhostBusters: "Are you a god?")

#41- are you obsessed?
with what? Air, food, and being at an adequate temperature...

#42- are you a player?
I play computer games from time to time...

#43- do you cuss?
No.

#44- whats your gpa?
3. somethin' somethin'... give it a week though...

#45- am i a nerd or a geek?
I think in your case the term is geek though the new strictures on this confuse me somewhat...

#46- are you a gamer?
isn't this the same as player? Yes, I play computer games and some console games...

#47- whats your favorite song?
...*doesn't have one* I like lots of songs... but a favorite doesn't come to mind at the moment

#48- have you kissed a girl?
I have been kissed... long ago... in elementary school

#49- have you kissed a boy?
no.

#50- can you read?
Yes.

#51- what comes after 2?
3 follows 2 immediately for integers... we can define an interval for the set Q or R such that this is not the case...likewise we can state all n | n>2 "come after 2."

#52- whats the opposite of gray?
there isn't one... color... you could say color...

#53- whats the answer to the sphinxs riddle?
Man.

#54- do you like grammar?
Yes.

#55- why are you filling this out?
Why? Because.
Do I get a 100 now?

#56- who ARE you?
the one filling out the form

#57- whats the answer to this question?
42...
it's the answer to everything