The "I'm eating my own underwear if.." thread!

[Warlock]

Been a while since there's been any "I'd like bla bla to be in KQIX" and since it's so far in development (I'm guessing! ) that input now won't be used, I thought it would be fun with a spin,

so I present; The "I will eat my own underwear if.." thread!

Basically, let us all know what content has to be in the game for you to eat your own underwear...

I'll go first!


I'll eat my own underwear if...

- Alexander is featured wearing a dress at some point in KQIX

- Rosella has a baby in KQIX

- Daventry blows up in KQIX

- Graham is busted on drug charges by the LAPD in KQIX

- The only colors used in KQIX are purple and pink

- Neil appears naked in KQIX



There you go, now it's YOUR turn!

[koko_99_2001]

Oh my gosh...creepy!

Ummm...

I'll eat my own underwear if...

-Connor kills the royal family to become king

-Valanice's backstory is as stale as a two week old cookie

-Cassima runs of with the vizir

[Kimmie]

Duke Yip-Yap declares that he is a woman
Graham and Valenice are actually cousins
Rosella has a baby but its not Edgars..."mystery music entered here"
Dr Cadaver and the Boogieman sing a duet
Dante gets killed and is found in connors bag

[Yonkey]

I'll stay away from plot-related and say:

- KQIX having high-res FMV (full motion video) cutscenes
- KQIX becoming the most popular indie video game
- KQIX becoming the Official 9th game in the series

[Oldbushie]

The dancing banana appears while you try having a serious conversation with a villain.
Mote is a familiar. (Pet for magicians for those unfamiliar. )
Cesar is in the game as a humongous giant and he reaches down and grabs Connor, then eats him.

[Raforever]

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

- If Conner is really Graham's lost son  
- Luke Sky Walker shows up asking for help
- Alexander finds the Land of the Green Bytes  
- Rosella starts taking karate lessons  
- Graham brings Cedric to live in the castle

[Drunken Chinchilla]

Hmmmmm

- If the Darleks are actually KQIXs main evil race!

[Questing Character]

-Connor fights the QfG Hero
-....and wins!
-Hagatha gets plastic surgery
-Valanice gets plastic surgery
-Rosella gets plastic surgery
-Alexander gets plastic surgery
-Graham dies his hair
-Graham reveals that his name is actually "Albert"

[Kimmie]

hagatha ditches her bat mobile and gets a 3 wheeler/jeep/uni-cycle

[copycat]

If the Darleks are actually KQIXs main evil race!

Can I take a wild guess at what brought forth that response at this particular time?

[Jump In Well]

- If the story takes place in space for no reason (like josie and the pussie cats in space )

- If the development crew trashes the all of the 3D stuff and just goes all out with an EGA game (i love my ega )

- if phoenix freeware gets the rights to trademark grahams adventure cap


(look at sig for reference of what i said)

[Oldbushie]

-if Rosella wants to marry Edgar only if he changes back into his ugly form
-if Crispin starts working at Chippendale's to cover his rent
-if Death breaks free and starts taking Prozac
-if some kids walk in and say "this isn't Narnia..."
-if Connor gets lucky