King's Quest IX/Our Feature

[TheReturnofDMD]

King Graham was ill,
The day the tempest broke ill
Connor told us ''it was planned''
And Prince Alex was there in just his underwear
Rosella just gasped and stared
But In number VI it went wrong
for Abdul and his throng
they got caught in a terrible jam
then at a deadly pace
Roger Wilco came from outer space
and this is how his message ran:

T-S-L
Ooh, ooh, ooh
a 3 part feature
ooh, ooh, ooh
See Connor killing
ooh, ooh, ooh
All the creatures
ooh ooh ooh
it's so exciting, like a forbidden planet
I hope it thrills, I know it can, it
when insanity has won
the day TSL will come

There was quite a battle
In the depths of a castle
when Mordack took the family by force
and I really got shocked when I saw
MOE which was not in fact a true King's Quest
Prince Alex said "OOh", gave us a moon
Rosella gasped once again
There was much laughter, when the game comes out, this song will matter, cause you better be prepared, to be shocked and scared
King Graham's going on a quest once again at the:

T-S-L
Ooh, ooh, ooh
a 3 part feature
ooh, ooh, ooh
See Connor killing
ooh, ooh, ooh
All the creatures
ooh ooh ooh
it's so exciting, like a forbidden planet
I hope it thrills, I know it can, it
when insanity has won
the day TSL will come

the plot I wanna know
uh, oh, oh, oh
T-S-L
by Phoenix O,
uh oh, oh oh
At the first part
when I download
my computer's really, gonna blow
uh, oh, oh, oh
But I still am
gonna wait and download
This three part show
TSL oh oh

[Warlock]

LMFAOO!!! Kudos to you man!

[Yonkey]

LMAO!

OMG plz tell me you're going to sing this for us!

[Rosella]

Congrats, you've attracted the most people I've ever seen viewing a thread at one time. As for the song-like thing...it's...um...interesting... o_O

[MATTANDALEX]

OMG ! ROCKY HORROR ! that was great! 

[awesomeasapossum]

uh huh...

except for connor slaying everything under the f-ing sun. Connors gonna get slayed!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! 

[Deloria]

It was a fake! Conner won't slay anything because KQIX is an adventure game, not a kill-everything-that-moves type of game.

[Rosedragon]

  I like the idea of Alex in his underwear and him mooning us. ALex is hot! But lets kill Connor, so he won't do anymore damage to the helpless animals. 

[Deloria]

I agree. Do you want to do the honor?