I'll try to use the word of the day as much as I can in the format of a childrens book.
I have legs. You have legs. You and I have legs. Look at the legs. Touch the legs. Look and touch the legs. Put whipped cream on legs. Eat legs. Put whipped cream on and eat legs. Don't do the above. Don't ever do the above. Never do the above. Eating legs is bad. Touching legs is bad. Putting whipped cream on legs is bad. Eating, Touching, and putting whipped cream on legs is bad. DON'T DO THOSE THINGS TO LEGS!