Movie Parodies XD

[Jafar]

A long time ago, on a board far, far away
STAR FORUM!

Episode IV
A New Member
It is a period of extreme posting sprees.
KQIX Groupiehs, posting from a hidden IP, have won their first victory over Cesar's Pizza.
During the battle, KQIX Fannatics managed to download spoilers about Cesar's ultimate weapon: THE DEATH YONK, an Administrator Account capable of deleting an entire topic.
Pursued by Cesar's sinister employees, Princess Kelsey races home to her computer, guardian of the secret plans that can save her fellow posters and restore freedom to the galaxy...

[Moodyblues]

[PAN DOWN TO: Yonkey's Big Huge Flattish Ship of Doom III (not the Death Yonk) slowly drifting past the viewer]

[awesomeasapossum]

Goes to scene of the virtual food fight. And Princess Kelsey running away pursued by her two robots Q3PO and SAY2D2

[Yonkey]

LMAO! Death Yonk and SAY2D2!

[koko_99_2001]

lol...and Q3PO

[Moodyblues]

Are they being pursued by Stormtroopers? 

[Jafar]

Thats the best bad pun I've heard in a looong time. A long time.

[Farquhar]

SAY2D2 and Q3PO need to hurry and board an escape-thread to Catooine before they're captured!

[Jafar]

Stormtrooper: The spoilers aren't on the C:\ sir.
Darth Jason: *stabs with needles* What have you done with the spoilers?
Generic guy who never posts:
Darth Jason: *uses the Force to break his 56k Modem*

[koko_99_2001]

ROFFLE! It's hilarious! I'm practically rolling on the floor!

[Jafar]

Hmm, maybe it's time for a split...

[Moodyblues]

Darth Jason:  What happened to all my posts?
Emperor Jafar:  In your anger, you deleted them.
Darth Jason:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hmm, now where would I fit in?  Moobakka?  Countess Mooku?  Darth Mood?  (That sounds like a Sith who cries and eats chocolate all the time )

[Yonkey]

Hmm, maybe it's time for a split...

Thanks, Jafar Jar Binks!

[Zelly]

Thanks, Jafar Jar Binks!

Ahhhh that's just mean!

[Gilgamesh]

Hmm, maybe it's time for a split...

Thanks, Jafar Jar Binks!

So, there realy are people whit more kinds of personality.

One good the other evil, might come in handy to crush the rebels.

Jafar are you also "Jafar the hutt" who has a palace on Catooine?

[Jafar]

Nah, thats Cesar, manager of Pizza Hutt.

[icarus]

when is the boonta evening race on Catooine?
I want to race there 

[koko_99_2001]

As soon as Jessbacca is ready, I believe.

[Warlock]

As soon as Jessbacca is ready, I believe.

Lmao, worst one yet, and yet also the one that makes me laugh the most. 

[Jafar]

Jafar Skywalker: So, that new droid was saying something about a message for someone named OB-Wan Kenobi...I think it means Old Bush Kenobi. Do you know him?
Uncle Bob: <_<
Uncle Bob: No. And tomorrow, I want you to go to the Asylum and get those droids shock therepy. That'll be the end of it.
Jafar: But I was going to go to Chamber and pick up some Chat Converters!