Movie Parodies XD

[Pacman928]

then can i be miracle max?

[racx_00]

You're a little too good at movie parodies!

[Pacman928]

thats why he writes them

[Rosella]

Actually, I think he's good at them BECAUSE he writes them. XP

[icarus]

The TSL x-mas carrol part I (of IV)

The guard-cats where death to begin whit. As death as a doornail. In life the guard-cats have been business partners whit the rude spoiler giver Mr. César.
One night, it was Christmas eve a little girl game by asking Mr César for a spoiler of the TSL. Mr. César closed the door whit a slam whiteout saying a word.
At that moment César nephew Jason arrived at the door.
Jason: Merry Christmas uncle César
César: Merry Christmas? Humbug
Jason: Christmas a humbug?
César: what reason do you have for a happy Christmas? You have lack of spoiler
Jason: What reason do you have for an unhappy Christmas? You have spoilers enough.
Merlin: Merry Christmas Jason
Jason: Merry Christmas Merlin and to your wife
César: Merry Christmas? Humbug
Jason: before I forget César, come dinner at me at Christmas day.
Jason went home.
Merlin: excuse me sir but it seems to be closing time.
César watches at his watch
César: That is correct. See you tomorrow
Merlin: Tomorrow is Christmas. Can I please have the day of Mr. César?
César: For this one time. But be here the next morning earlier.
César went home to the house that once belonged to his business partners the guard-cats.
The moment Cesar wants to open something strange happens. The doorknob changes into the face of his business partner copycat.
Copycat: César!!
César scared away from the door.
César: …. Humbug
Before César went to bead he searched every room.
While César was eating dinner the light of the fire get dimmed.
The ghost of Copycat appears in front of César.
Copycat: You do not believe that I’m here César?
César: No I don’t. You are probably a part of my imagination coursed by a bad potato.
Copycat gets angry ant throws his chains at César.
Copycat: Now do you believe me?
César: Yes, Yes I believe you. But why did you come to me and why such a chain?
Copycat: I forged it by all my bad deeds. You will wear such a chain yourself unless you change. Tonight you will be visited by 3 ghosts. The first will arrive when the bell tolls one. The second when the bell tolls two. And the third… when the bell tolls three.
As suddenly as Copycat had appeared he was gone leaving César alone in his room.
 

[Jafar]

Cesar needs to lay off the potatoes.

[racx_00]

...Humbug.

[Yonkey]

...Humbug.

I agree.  He's definitely a humbugger.

[awesomeasapossum]

Stranger than Forum

I don't know how this could work out but maybe Yonkey's an admin that deletes threads a lot. It turns out that the threads are a metaphor for a person and therefor a person. Whenever somebody posts in a thread it is somehow narrating some of the feelings that person is thinking at that specific time. He hears Yonkey post about deleting his thread and sets out on a quest to find him.

[Deloria]

But Yonkey deletes threads pretty rarely. He usually just has them archived or locked.

[Pacman928]

*puts ketchup on neils humbugger*

[awesomeasapossum]

But Yonkey deletes threads pretty rarely. He usually just has them archived or locked.

Hm...then never mind.

[Pacman928]

when is the next part coming out?

[icarus]

When I have some time and a pc.
Than we will meet the first ghost.....
part II
César goes to bed.
At one o clock he suddenly awakes.
César: ... Nothing... Se it was all my imagination.
Suddenly there is a bright light and a bright little genie appears.
César: Who are you?
Rosella: I'm the ghost of Christmas past
César: The past?
Rosella: No, your past. Tough my hand and you will be able to fly
César appears into his past
Rosella: Do you remember this place?
César: Remember? I was a little boy at school here.
It was Christmas eve and all kids were leaving, going home. All except for one.
Rosella: Do you remember that boy?
César: Remember? It's me. I was always alone working at school. It was a time to gether more trailers.
Rosella: come lets go to another Christmas.
César and Rosella  enter a room and see that César is sitting in his chair counting his spoilers. Suddenly a girl enters.
Say: Do you still love me César?
César: ... Yes.... (doesn't even look at her)
Say: I don't think so. You love your spoilers more than me.
César: ......
Say: For that I'm going to leave you.
César: .....
Rosella: Why didn't you did anything?
César (the real one): I.. I I don't know.
César awakes again in his room.

(Posted on: January 01, 2007, 07:26:02 AM)

It took me some time to start writing again but here's part 3, the ghost of Christmas present:

César: “It must have been a dream. There are no Ghosts.”
Suddenly there is a loud Bang and a bright light appears out of the next room.
Yonkey: “Come in and learn me better man. I’m the ghost of Christmas present.”
César enters the room.
Yonkey: “I’m the ghost of Christmas present, Uhm did I already said that?”
César: “Yes you did.”
Yonkey: “Come in and learn me better man.”
César looks at the ghost. “Strange guy”
Yonkey: “I’m going to show you the Christmas present. Lets go out on the streets.”
And so César and Yonkey where walking trough the streets of Daventry. All people where enjoying the celebration of Christmas. César gets a warm feeling inside from all the joy he sees.
César: “Spirit, I never knew Christmas could be so joyful. I always thought that having loads of spoilers was the best thing on the world. Now let me see friends.”
And so Yonkey takes César down to the old street where the poor labours live.
Yonkey: “This is Merlins house.”
Yonkey and César enter the house and see that Merlin, Cat, Tessy and Deloria are getting ready for Christmas dinner.
Merlin: “Now before we start dinner Deloria would you sing your Christmas song?”
Deloria stands up and sings her sad Christmas song. On the end she almost collapses.
César: “Spirit, is she serious ill? Not that it’s a concern to me but is she?”
Yonkey: “Yes she is. And it keeps this way she won’t survive. But if she’s going to die she better do it and decrease the superfluous population.”
César keeps looking to Deloria till the last moment and than all vanishes. He finds himself again in his own room all alone.

[Yonkey]

Nice!  Though I've never used the phrase "superfluous population" before.

[Delling]

  I love it! You really should finish it up...

[Deloria]

Yonkey: “Yes she is. And it keeps this way she won’t survive. But if she’s going to die she better do it and decrease the superfluous population.”

My sentiments exactly! *feels nihilistic*

[Petra Rocks]

Yonkey: “Yes she is. And it keeps this way she won’t survive. But if she’s going to die she better do it and decrease the superfluous population.”

My sentiments exactly! *feels nihilistic*

That's what comes of reading too much Nietzsche. I prescribe a dose of Classical and Scholastic philosophers.

[Deloria]

Yonkey: “Yes she is. And it keeps this way she won’t survive. But if she’s going to die she better do it and decrease the superfluous population.”

My sentiments exactly! *feels nihilistic*

That's what comes of reading too much Nietzsche. I prescribe a dose of Classical and Scholastic philosophers.

I guess I could amuse myself with Cicero instead. Anything really, as long as it's not Berkeley.

[icarus]

maybe I should try to finish this story