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Started by Warlock, November 14, 2005, 01:47:26 PM

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What dirty secrets might we discover about King Graham in KQIX?

He's really not King Graham, but his evil twin!
1 (5.6%)
He was the one who really stole the mirror, shield and chest to become king XD
4 (22.2%)
He smoked the funny grass in high school  :o
2 (11.1%)
He frequently pays off inspectors to hide his weapons of mass destruction  ???
2 (11.1%)
He's undergone extensive cosmetic surgery to maintain his boyish looks ;P
2 (11.1%)
He hired actors to play as his royal family to improve his public image, and does in truth have neither wife nor children  :-\
2 (11.1%)
He used to be a woman!  :-*
5 (27.8%)

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Warlock

November 14, 2005, 01:47:26 PM


Omg what! Vote cheesestick for president!   :-X  8)
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icarus

#1
November 14, 2005, 01:51:00 PM
He used to be a woman!

:suffer:
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Rosella

#2
November 14, 2005, 01:55:17 PM
He was the one who really stole the 3 treasures. :P Everything else is too creepy. XD
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icarus

#3
November 14, 2005, 02:00:43 PM
the more creepier the more dirtier  :P
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Rosella

#4
November 14, 2005, 02:02:04 PM
Same diff. :P
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koko_99_2001

#5
November 14, 2005, 02:06:12 PM
He was the one who really stole the mirror, shield and chest to become king XD
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Jafar

#6
November 14, 2005, 02:15:04 PM
He's really Graham's evil twin, King Saltine! :o
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Yonkey

#7
November 14, 2005, 03:56:52 PM
He's undergone extensive cosmetic surgery... from pixelated 2D to 3D! XD
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Farquhar

#8
November 15, 2005, 03:23:53 PM
He hired actors to play as his royal family to improve his public image, and does in truth have neither wife nor children. XD

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Lollotte

#9
November 15, 2005, 04:04:51 PM
I believe we should go to war with Daventry because they POSSIBLY could have weapons of mass destruction... :P
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Moodyblues

#10
November 15, 2005, 09:42:29 PM
I knew it!  Graham was a cyborg all along!  So that's why he never gets very old!

Devil's Advocate:  Wait... how did he have kids, then?

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Gilgamesh

#11
November 16, 2005, 02:03:12 AM
He's undergone extensive cosmetic surgery to maintain his boyish looks

He still looks like in the early games (only older) :)
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Deloria

#12
November 16, 2005, 04:38:27 AM
He stole the weapons of mass destruction from Iraque!
 
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Zelly

#13
November 16, 2005, 06:20:10 AM
He has no wife or children.

That's why there were rumours that we'd get to find out more of Valanice's past. We'd get to see when she was hired.

Come to think of it, it would also explain why Alexander and Rosella don't look as much alike as most sets of twins.
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TribeHasSpoken

#14
November 16, 2005, 01:57:15 PM
Five words: Swedish-made p**** enlarger pump
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Flubly

#15
November 16, 2005, 02:01:59 PM
tsk tsk tsk now what do we know about making mainstream political commentary on an adventure gaming board. ::)

Warlock

#16
November 17, 2005, 03:42:44 AM
Quote from: Flubly on November 16, 2005, 02:01:59 PM
tsk tsk tsk now what do we know about making mainstream political commentary on an adventure gaming board. ::)


I'll allow it, since it's not a debate :)
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racx_00

#17
November 17, 2005, 07:58:21 AM
He smoked the funny grass in high school XD
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Rosedragon

#18
November 22, 2005, 10:37:24 AM
He used to be a woman! He was a she and had a wizard give him a magical sex change. Or....Graham is gay! Mordack was his gay lover and stole his castle and kidnapped his family in revenge when Graham dumped him.


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edgarnick

#19
November 22, 2005, 02:49:38 PM
*sniff* *sniff* It smells like Wonderland...He smoked the grass in high school XD
:)
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