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Our favourite horrible quotes
« on: June 04, 2010, 09:48:42 AM »
Quotes that are so painfully bad that they're amusing go here. :D This thread was inspired by Delling:

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Brandon: omigawd... cave: a quote from Twilight approaches...
  "His hair was dripping wet, disheveled -- even so, he looked like he'd just finished shooting a commercial for hair gel. His dazzling face was friendly, open, a slight smile on his flawless lips."
17:22 ...a commercial... for hair gel... who... no...Stephanie Meyer... why...wait... truckloads of money... I just don't know anymore :(
 
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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 11:51:49 AM »
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Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn

Well, that covers that. ;)

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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 11:55:14 AM »
But they're filled with horrible descriptions. :D  We must put some in this thread. :P
 
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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 11:57:00 AM »
They're nothing BUT horrible descriptions, lol.

Here's one not from Twilight.

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"He's got space dementia!" - Armageddon

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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2010, 12:11:28 PM »
XD XD

But they're filled with horrible descriptions. :D  We must put some in this thread. :P

Careful: we don't want to be responsible for encouraging people to inflict that upon themselves. :P (I found the quote via one of the sites where someone else reads and comments on the books.)
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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2010, 12:15:10 PM »
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I personally believe that... US Americans... are unable to do so... because some.... people out there in our nation... don't have maps.
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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2010, 02:10:17 PM »
She was on The Amazing Race this past season, actually.

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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2010, 02:17:32 AM »
It was a hard question! No wonder the answer was somewhat confusing!
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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2010, 10:12:59 AM »
"Tis beyond my reach"
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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2010, 04:29:18 PM »
"Tis beyond my reach"
lol.

I loved MoE, but there were a lot of annoying things about it,.....
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2010, 04:45:06 PM »
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Re: Our favourite horrible quotes
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2010, 03:03:27 PM »
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